Gimmie Five Dickie!!

Feel the pain Dick. Feel the pain.

The law has no mercy, especially for one of it's own gone bad.

Oh my, how the mighty have fallen. Now, if they'll just lock up that squirrely kid of his too.

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Down With The Dick. . .

Salads.

Delicious, crisp, refreshing. Lightly tossed in a gentle saliva vinaigrette of cigarette butts, plantars wart shavings and toe fungus gelee. Served with crispy baked toilet scum, acne ooze reduction, micro facial hair and ear wax vol-au-vents.

Get used to the filth Dick. . .because it's about to be your new home and hobby.

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