Where's Nils?

Dear Citizens of the world. . .

Mississinniggii in Action. . .


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Anyone with information on Nils whereabouts should not contact your local law enforcement agency, just call 1-800-VANILLA or contact Angela from Minnesota at T's Lounge. God she smelled good.

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The Goddamn Germans. . .

Put the evidence in the car, Junior!

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Remain Clam. . .

Guess where we are?

Bagdad, Florida. You know, near Milton. Over round the flying saucers and shit. We think
we just saw one actually, some weird flying contraption that didn't fit the usual suspect of a flying apparatareno. Guess we need to call George Noory.

Nils got some time off from filming his soap opera "Nersnoordlerjurg Brunj", and decided to take a few days off to see Florida. He's never been before. How surprised he'll be.

We still have some friends from the heady leftover days of culinary training.

Man, those were the days.

Anyway, we'll be checking in with some updates along the way, so hang around and watch us go to jail.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot. . .NO FISHING!!

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