At Least It's Not Spaceships. . .

Ok, another freaky doomsday cult has been discovered by the media, but this time in Russia. Apparently, they've been living in a bunker for a few months and with four children no less. They don't eat processed foods and want to boil their own milk. Just a sec, is this Russia or California?

Anyway, the group (i.e., the lunatic, psychopathic, megalomaniacal leader) has proclaimed that credit cards and UPC bar codes are satanic.

Um, okkkaaaaayy.

Hey, you know what else is satanic?

Satan.

Knock knock?

Who's there?

Jesus?

Jesus who?

Jesus Christ, it's Satan!!

Hey, you know what else is satanic?

Hillary Clinton.

Shit, maybe they are one and the same!?

C'mon Bobcat, we're headed to the cat-bunker!

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