200 Suicide Belts. . .

siezed on the border of Peoria, Illinois and Iraq, smuggled in by old, retired, white, Christian, female bridge club members. No no, wait a minute. . .

. . .it was on the border of Iraq and Syria smuggled by young, brown, Muslim, no-good piece of crap, doing nothing good for the world, loser, bonehead, retarded terrorists.

Phew! I'd hate to have to bomb Illinois.

Read this, then go wash your feet like a good muslim wannabe.

From USA Today(AP):

BAGHDAD (AP) — Iraqi security forces seized 200 explosive belts Wednesday along the Syrian border, a police spokesman said, reinforcing Baghdad's claims that its western neighbor isn't doing enough to stop the flow of fighters and weapons to al-Qaeda in Iraq.
The belts were found during a search of a truck that had crossed into Iraq from Syria at the Waleed border station, Interior Ministry spokesman Maj. Gen. Abdul-Karim Khalaf said.

"When the truck was searched, 200 explosives belts were found in it," the general said. He said the driver was detained but he would not give his name or nationalist.

Didn't Bush say something years ago about the fact that there was no difference between terrorists and the governements that harbor them?

Maybe that all-out "Summer War" in the Middle East isn't so far off.