The New Math. . .
>> Monday, September 3, 2007 –
ahmadinejad,
bombs,
Iran,
mathematics
Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadickhead has "calculated" that the United States will not attack his country. "I tell them: 'I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation. "I draw up tables. For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'"
His reasoning?
He, however, could not prove mathematically the reasoning behind the fact that he looks like a chimpanzee.
"God willing, my deek eez deeees big."
"Oooohhh!"
