Uh-Uh-Uh-Obama. . .

Should we now call the Messiah by his new name, Don Juan?

Love letters to Ahmadenijad will solve nothing. Maybe a hidden episode of self-gratification in the bathroom for the little guy. But gee whiz, what major foreign policy obstacle has ever been overcome with a well-penned note?

None.

I can only hope, and it is truly my only wish, that Obama began the letter with "Dear Mr. Short Guy."

See, at least I'm beginning to get the 'hope' part of hope and change.

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Freaky Deaky. . .

and just plain SCARY!

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Take That Mr. Smarty Pants. . .

This headline kinda makes you look like a dumbass, does it not?



Via World Tribune:

U.S. captures Iranian special forces commander near Baghdad

So much for spreading peace and goodwill you four foot piece of crap.

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What's Next?

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmatoiletbrush is in a snit with Ayatollah Khamenei over several measures adopted by Iran's parliment.

Of all things, of all fucking things he considers to be "un"Islamic. . . . . .fucking summer time. More specifically daylight savings time.

The article is HERE.

I can't even comment on how completely moronic and retarded this is! Is this his grand contribution to the fight against the flimflam known as "Global Warming." Next thing you know, he'll want to outlaw time itself!

"Yes, dees ting called time, I don't understand.
All the clocks go round and round, for what?
This is very distressing for the Iranian peoples.
Allah say all clocks go in straight line.
The Zionist make round clocks.
Time is straight and flat.
Like the Earth and my head."

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Do We Need Any Better Reason. . .

. . .to go drill for our own oil than this crap??

Via Reuters: Chavez says empire of dollar is crashing

Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez said on Monday the "empire of the dollar is crashing", a day after his country and anti-U.S. ally Iran advocated action over the weakening U.S. currency during an OPEC summit in Riyadh.

Chavez, who on Saturday said oil prices could double to $200 per (97 pounds) barrel if the United States attacks Iran over its disputed atomic ambitions, spoke to reporters after talks with his Iranian counterpart Mahmoud Ahmadinejad in Tehran.

The two leaders agreed to set up a joint Iranian-Venezuelan bank and also signed deals to boost cooperation in the oil, petrochemical and industry sectors, Iranian media reported without giving details about the accords.

Ahmadinejad -- whose country is under banking and other international sanctions over its nuclear programme -- on Sunday called the U.S. dollar a "worthless piece of paper" and Chavez took a similar line on Monday.

These two are like the Laurel and Hardy of evil, but there ain't nothing funny about what they are saying.

It's time to drill ANWAR now because Texas tea just doesn't bubble up from an errant shot at a rabbit.

Time.To.Drill.ANWAR.Now.

GOT.IT?

Now, if you'll excuse me, Jane Hathaway and I are goin for a dip in the ol' cement pond.

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When Was The Last Time. . .

that someone exclaimed, "Damn, those Sri Lankan women are hot!"

Well, now is your chance.

"Kohomada! I killed this leopard myself and made a nice stew from his testicles."

Sri Lankan super model Nadeeka Perera

And in other news, Mr. "Itchy Trigger Finger" Dick Cheney had plans to provoke Iran into attacking Israel.

"Surprise! You goat-humping midget!!"

Dick Cheney - Special Ops Superhero

And lastly, Mr. "I Have Issues Because I'm Short" Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in NYC and "God willing" somebody will take that asshole out. And I ain't talkin about dinner and a movie out.

"Hey Deek, you got plans for today?"
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Gay Man and Gourmet Cook

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The New Math. . .

Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadickhead has "calculated" that the United States will not attack his country.

His reasoning?

"I tell them: 'I am an engineer and I am a master in calculation and tabulation.

"I draw up tables. For hours, I write out different hypotheses. I reject, I reason. I reason with planning and I make a conclusion. They cannot make problems for Iran.'"

He, however, could not prove mathematically the reasoning behind the fact that he looks like a chimpanzee.

"God willing, my deek eez deeees big."

"Oooohhh!"

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