When Was The Last Time. . .

that someone exclaimed, "Damn, those Sri Lankan women are hot!"

Well, now is your chance.

"Kohomada! I killed this leopard myself and made a nice stew from his testicles."

Sri Lankan super model Nadeeka Perera

And in other news, Mr. "Itchy Trigger Finger" Dick Cheney had plans to provoke Iran into attacking Israel.

"Surprise! You goat-humping midget!!"

Dick Cheney - Special Ops Superhero

And lastly, Mr. "I Have Issues Because I'm Short" Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is in NYC and "God willing" somebody will take that asshole out. And I ain't talkin about dinner and a movie out.

"Hey Deek, you got plans for today?"
Mahmoud Ahmadinejad - Gay Man and Gourmet Cook