Anyone Remember This Loser?
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
Well, here's a hint. . .he plays the drums, he used to wear a lot of makeup (probably still does), and played in an incredibly cheesy 80's hair band?
Anyone?
Oh and one more thing to add to his list of achievements: alleged rapist.
Anyone?
Rikki Rocket (real name Richard Allan Ream) from the hair band Poison, was arrested at LAX on charges stemming from an encounter with a woman at the Silver Star Casino in Philadelphia, Mississippi. That's right folks, when he's not beating the drums or beating his meat, the dipshit loser is beating women. . .with his penis.
Now in all fairness. . .the man has a right to a fair trial, yadda yadda, but I got news for you Ricardo, if you DO go to trial here in Mississippi, you probably better cut your hair and leave off the eyeshadow and lip gloss. Might as well shave off your butt hair too. The men up at Parchman prison are a bit finicky when it comes time to toss a salad to two.
He's going to prison and his last name is Ream? There's no butts about it - his problems will all be behind him after he's found guilty.
Damnit man! THAT was funny!
ain't looking for nuthing but a good time, how can i resist?
It won't be long before he's doing the "Unskinny Bop".