Talk Dirty To Me. . .

I'll admit it. I'm disappointed.

Rikki Rocket of the 80's hair band Poison has been cleared of charges that he raped a woman at a casino in Philadelphia, Mississippi in September of last year. The police are now searching for some OTHER loser, who likes to pretend he is a rockstar, so he can pick up women. Kinda sounds like the same guy to me.

Rikki, I will not absolve you of your guilt. . .my reasoning being is that A) you still wear makeup, B) you are a man, and C) see A and B.

Oh and one last item. . .what was Rikki doing at the time of the alleged rape?

"I was with my fiance watching her try on wedding dresses."

Ok, everyone: 1, 2, 3. . .

Aaaawwwwwww.

Hit it Mr. Rocket!!

And finally in celebration, a little diddy NOT about Jack and Diane.

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Anyone Remember This Loser?

Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?

Well, here's a hint. . .he plays the drums, he used to wear a lot of makeup (probably still does), and played in an incredibly cheesy 80's hair band?

Anyone?

Oh and one more thing to add to his list of achievements: alleged rapist.

Anyone?

Rikki Rocket (real name Richard Allan Ream) from the hair band Poison, was arrested at LAX on charges stemming from an encounter with a woman at the Silver Star Casino in Philadelphia, Mississippi. That's right folks, when he's not beating the drums or beating his meat, the dipshit loser is beating women. . .with his penis.

Now in all fairness. . .the man has a right to a fair trial, yadda yadda, but I got news for you Ricardo, if you DO go to trial here in Mississippi, you probably better cut your hair and leave off the eyeshadow and lip gloss. Might as well shave off your butt hair too. The men up at Parchman prison are a bit finicky when it comes time to toss a salad to two.

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