Freaky Deaky. . .

Nils went to the Philippines and Indonesia recently, braving $25 hookers, warm beer, festering market foods, poisonous vipers, violent mujahid and. . .well, not really. He did go, but the bastard was laid up in $500 a night hotels.

And all I got was this funky billboard picture, which is thoroughly erotic and appalling all at the same time. Just who is Pauleen Luna? And does she know what a placenta is? I hope it's simply a marketing name.



Make sure you enlarge the photo to enjoy the fine print. It's certified halal!! And thank goodness for that. Those non-halal(haram) placenta creams are just icky!

This post ties in nicely with a video post over at Little Green Footballs, which shows some lunatic Saudi cleric describing his version of virgins and paradise. The virgins are all white-skinned and instead of 72, you only get 10. Martyrdom is a rip-off!