They're Back!

Repressed perverts of the Muslim world! Unite!!

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Hump Me Day. . .

I posted a couple of days ago about the odd search terms that lead the great humanity of the world to my blog. As I noted, one common search term is "asstraffic" and I eluded that the large majority of those requests emanated from countries of the Middle East or Asia, particularly referring to Saudi Arabia, Syria, India, Pakistan, and Indonesia.

Well, here they come again. I write a cute story about chasing field mice in the median of Interstate I-55 and by default, cull the repressed desires of perverts where Islam dominates.

Guess I better not write such things like Thai Tranny Hookers and goat love.

Oooops!!

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Listen Closely. . .

Do you hear it?

That's the sound of our money going down the crapper. AGAIN!

$900 million dollars to rebuild Gaza, and why?

We've been propping up the Palestinian Authority for years and to what gain? Lets see, rockets and mortars still get lobbed into Israel, creepy pseudo-Mickey Mice teach children Islamic supremacy and hate on the television, women are indoctrinated into strapping on bombs and 'sploding, particlularly around Israelis. Allah likes a good 'sploded Jew you know.

Oh, and the last time there was a big fat cash (and arms) infusion to the weak PA, Hamas ran roughshod all over Fatah, slaughtering their security forces like sheep (violent images here) and anyone else who got in their way. Ever notice those bright, shiny M-16's that Hamas totes around? Thanks America.

I think it's time for a crucial re-evaluation of the socio-economic needs in Gaza. Personally, I say starve them out. Let them live in the giant piles of rubble Israel created during the offensive against Hamas. The Palestinian Authority is far too weak to maintain any sort of control over Hamas and much less the people of Gaza. These people breed, perpetuate and encourage hate, violence and Islamic domination. We, the free people of the 21st century, shun those ideals and should no longer help facilitate what is an ever worsening and clearly, viral social situation.

I think George Bush termed it correctly as "evil." The bastardized version of Islam that these monsters live and breath, day in and day out, is simply evil. And no amount of money will ever fix that problem.

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Sumbit or Die. . .

Another fine reason to carpet bomb Pakistan back to the 6th century.

Oh wait.

H/T: Weasel Zippers

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The Religion Of Pieces. . .

Remember, we are the ones who should be tolerant of Islam. It is their religion after all.

And it's easy to ignore the bombings, destruction, subjugation of women, rape of young boys and girls, wild accusations in the name of Allah when it's so, so far away in places like Quetta, Swat, Gaza or Bombay. Right?

This one is a little closer to home. The second article of bad news out of Buffalo this week. But but, he seemed so -- moderate.

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Obama Fail!

Not even president yet and he's flat on his face. Get used to it pal.

Sure, there's nothing wrong with these people. Let's sit down and have a nice cup of tea, some hummus and a big plate full of hate. And after dessert and a couple of tokes from the hooka, maybe you can shoot off a few rockets into Israel. You know, just for shits and giggles. Sounds like a grand time.

Good luck talking to these "moderates" Obama. Idiot.

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That's It!!

Have we had enough yet? Have we? Have we?

Now THEY are screwing with chicken joints and in my opinion. . .they've just gone too far!!

Now I'm pissed off, thanks to SondraK and the gang.

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Freaky Deaky. . .

Nils went to the Philippines and Indonesia recently, braving $25 hookers, warm beer, festering market foods, poisonous vipers, violent mujahid and. . .well, not really. He did go, but the bastard was laid up in $500 a night hotels.

And all I got was this funky billboard picture, which is thoroughly erotic and appalling all at the same time. Just who is Pauleen Luna? And does she know what a placenta is? I hope it's simply a marketing name.



Make sure you enlarge the photo to enjoy the fine print. It's certified halal!! And thank goodness for that. Those non-halal(haram) placenta creams are just icky!

This post ties in nicely with a video post over at Little Green Footballs, which shows some lunatic Saudi cleric describing his version of virgins and paradise. The virgins are all white-skinned and instead of 72, you only get 10. Martyrdom is a rip-off!

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One Can Almost Understand. . .

why some Muslims do some of the things they do.

I was browsing the tubulars of the internet and what started at Little Green Footballs as a link, you now how those links are, ended me up at a place called AsktheImam.com.

At this website, once can pose questions to the Imam about living life as a Muslim. I'm sure it must be a very confusing time for the Muslims of the world considering the current strife and mayhem. And it is a curious exercise in psychology to read some of the questions submitted and the answers that follow:

*A girl confused about washing herself (gushl) after her erratic period.

*Why Muslims cannot consume shrimp or lobster, although there seems to be some confusion over the edict in the Koran.

*What to do with chain emails that, if not forwarded, result in bad happenings.

*Or a young man, who dreamt of a girl who in private, removed her hijab to show her face and now the boy wants to marry her.

*Dying hair black. Seems it's only permissible for "mujaahid."

*Can the husband "throw his semen" over his wife's willing body. The answer is basically she is a "dirty whore."

*Can a jinn (supernatural creature) have sex with a person as they are awake or asleep. Islam has the answer.

*A strange dissertation about oral sex.

* The truth about pork.

*And finally an answer that makes complete sense.

I don't know. It's just weird to me. How would you like your life to be directed by this system of rules and obligations?

Can you say repressed (oppressed) sexuality? Islamic caliphate?

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It's Official. . .

Britney Spears is completely insane.



She wants to convert to Islam in an effort to re-invent herself.

Uh huh.

Maybe someone needs to fill her in on the facts of Islamic life. I'm pretty sure the Koran forbids showing your nasty cooch to the entire planet. Shaved or not.

Ok Brit, it is officially over for you. You have completely signed off from reality and life and frankly, we don't want you back. Go to Pakistan. I hear it's a wonderful place to live and have a family.

Catch YoU Next Tuesday you filthy skeezer.

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Have The Monday Blues. . .

then read this cheery article about Muslims.

One quote from Abu Saif and I'll leave you alone:

"Are we to say that Muslims can fully practice religion in America," he asked in an attempt to explain. "Say, for instance, I was a Muslim in America. Could I call for the destruction of the American government and establishment of an Islamic state in America? No. So where is the freedom of religion? There is none."

[Rusty] Humphries asked: "Do you call for that?"

"Of course," he replied, "we want Islam to be a source of governance for all of mankind. And we also believe that one day America will be ruled by Islam."

Go for it buddy, just go for it. We're waiting for you.

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Dear America. . .

let us load our collective gun and blow our collective brains out. Why suffer anymore? It's over. The American way of life is truly over.

Splinter groups, religious subsects and crminal fencejumpers are now in charge. Forget your apple pie, baseball and Chevrolet. . .just load your gun and do it.

Airport adds foot basins for Muslim cabbies


Immigration Rallies Slated for Tuesday


Goodbye cruel world.

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the WTF post of the day. . .

Seems the religion of peace is at it again, spreading good humor, love, comfort, compassion and brotherhood. Too bad for all those hot Somali chicks though.

Get your roll on. . .head roll, that is

When will it end? Oh, and the UN just authorized meaningless troops for Somalia. Will they have to pray too? Will their hands be tied like they are in Lebanon?

Great quote here:

"Those who believe that the situation in Somalia will be solved through dialogue and talks are wrong," Somalia's prime minister, Ali Mohammed Gedi

"Some say the end is near," Maynard, lead singer for Tool

Both are accurate.

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