Friday, May 30, 2008

And You're Waiting On???

Susan Sarandon says she's going to move to Canada or Italy should John McCain become President of the United States.

Susan, how do I speak in clear, concise language that you will have no trouble understanding?

WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU WAITING FOR?

Bu-Bye! See ya later alligator! After while crocodile! Hasta luego! Ciao! Sayonara! Adios! Güle güle! Maajaan! Herago! Tata!

And since I'm in a musical mood today. . .here's some more easily understandable language:

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

where did you dig this up from?
"ONLY YOU CAN SET YOU FREE!!"

Burnt Toast said...

A good find, huh?

Arsenio fucking Hall! Oooh Oooh Oooh!

Greasywrench said...

Sure she's gonna leave. Just like a fucking "typical" (thanks Obama for the typical) liberal. If she doesn't get her way she's gonna take her ball and go home.

I'm still waiting for Alec Baldwin to leave. He made the same damn promise and he's still here.

Burnt Toast said...

Yeah, you think America is going to lose any sleep over her or any other Hollywoodian if they leave?

Doubtful.

Hell, we could use a few less liberal Hollywood wankers who can't keep their politics to themselves. Like Alec Baldwin. . .I've always enjoyed his persona in movies, tough, cool scratchy voice, then it turns out the bum is just another angry drunk. Like we need more of those. He was married to a beautiful blonde, southern bombshell and he screwed that shit up too.

These people need to put up AND shut up.

Man, if I were Susan Sarandon, I'd ALREADY BE LIVING IN ITALY!! These folks are so out of touch with what it's like to be a regular, good ol' struggling American worker.

Screw them. And Obama too.

Greasywrench said...

I bet he drove Kim crazy with his constant preaching and bullshit. Not knowing what her political views are I'm gonna assume she's a lib since she's an Actor but I could be wrong. But even another lib would get sick of him.

We did get to see the real Alec Baldwin in that phone message to his daughter. What a joy it must be to have an ass like him as a parent.