Yo! Dumbass Honky!

The Philadelphia Enquirer is running an editorial today from Johnathan Valania, who apparently stayed up all weekend huffing gold spray paint while writing this jewel of a piece in which he declares that all white people should not be allowed to vote.

Why?

Well, we're racist and bitter of course. Also, we attend Sarah Palin rallies and we are apparently responsible for deranged comments from life-long Democrats like John Murtha. Oh, and we're wholly responsible for electing the evil George Bush and Dick Cheney, not only once, but TWICE!!! I guess no Blacks, Latinos, Asians or those of mixed heritage, much like the rest of us, voted for Bush.

It's only whitey's fault.

This is just as dumb as saying black people shouldn't vote because they've turned our inner cities into drug-infested war zones of illegitimate and uneducated people.

Oh wait, that's "white folks" fault too. Shame on me for being so ignorant of the facts. Kinda like you Mr. Valania.