"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast
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D Is For. . .

Dumbfuck, dimwitted, Democrat dolt!

Yesterday evening I was watching Bill O'Reilly as his discussion was focusing on the following insanity uttered by now (Thank you baby Jesus!) ex-House Speaker Nancy Pelosi:

“Deficit reduction has been a high priority for us. It is our mantra, pay-as-you-go.”

Every time I hear that or read it or even think of her 1,000 yard, creepy, baby doll eyes stare I get a tingling sensation along my hypothalamus and amygdalas.  In other words, I feel blinding fucking rage that such a hair-brained dipshit can end up in a critical position of power.  This woman must have mercury poisoning from too many cans of her husband's tuna fish because she has said some godawful half-truths and skirted some issues before, but this newest golly-whopper is simply a flat-out lie!  They wouldn't call it that on television last night, but I will because it is!

The Los Angeles Times blog attempted yesterday to explain just how quickly the American government is accumulating debt.  I can't remember exactly, but it was something like $50,000 per hour.  No.  $50,000 per minute.  No that's not right.  Ah, here I found it. . .

Since June of last year, seems so long ago, right?  Since June 2010, the government has added to the national debt by $54,084 per second.  Let me repeat that.  Fifty-four thousand eighty-four dollars per second.

Count.

1....2....3....4

That equals $216,336.  This is roughly equivalent to the average home price in the United States in 2009.  In four fucking seconds!!  And you're are paying as you're going, Nancy?  Oh puh-lease!  Someone get this woman a lobotomy before she hurts someone.  Oh wait, she has already  hurt everyone by helping breach the trust of the people by enacting useless legislation, social programs, and spending that is helping to gobble up this astronomical amount of money! Their spending is our debt.

At first I didn't think she could top the previously most-insane thing she had ever said which was her remark about how unemployment benefits create jobs:


"It injects demand into the economy," Pelosi said, arguing that when families have money to spend it keeps the economy churning. "It creates jobs faster than almost any other initiative you can name."

Hell, if that were true and with the government extending jobless benefits for 90+ weeks, we ought to be overrun with jobs!  I ought to be able to slide my underwear drawer open in the morning and find 10 or 11 jobs hiding in there.  When I split open a bag of Cheeseburger Cracker flavor Combos, a big ol' job fist ought to fly right out and punch me in the face!  I am not an economic genius by any means, but I do have common sense.  And I know that if my company spent money on a percentage basis compared to what the government does, our asses would have been in the soup line years ago with a creditor list half a mile long.  What the hell do these idiots think they are doing?

I think it is time that America take up the very serious issue of passing term-limits legislation for the politicians in Washington.  We need to root out the entrenched and very much insane inmates who are most definitely in charge of the asylum.  We may never survive the next election cycle as a solvent country if something isn't done pronto and I doubt seriously that the Republican led house can turn back the coming economic tsunami.  The Chinese already own half of our asses, ass hair, and all of the toilet paper, so we are in deep shit until further notice.


*Photograph of Cheeseburger Cracker Combos is for information purposes only.  Consumption of this product is not recommended.

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Happy PC-hristmas. . .

To All My Democrat Friends:

Please accept with no obligation, implied or explicit, my best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low-stress, non-addictive, gender-neutral celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasion and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all. I also wish you a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2009, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have helped make America great. Not to imply that America is necessarily greater than any other country nor the only America in the Western Hemisphere . Also, this wish is made without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith or sexual preference of the wishee.


To My Republican Friends:

Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year!

H/T: Beatrice

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As Suggested By Nils. . .

Brainz.

Sorry folks, looks like a busy week and not sure how much posting I'll get done. I'll try my best to slip something in during free moments, but can't guarantee much.

Here's a link list to keep you busy while I'm humping someone's leg my ass off.

Abraham Lincoln was a muslim.

Ass-kicking Texas lady proves Garafalo wrong. Times a million.

One of these has been hanging around the pond, eating the fish.

And lastly, gag me with an asparagus spear.

Hey, how was your weekend? Filled with excitement? Mundane? Overwhelming? Lemme know!

One more thing, is anyone old enough to remember this guy? I could probably say that he was my initial inspiration to become a chef as I watched him on public television at the ripe old age of 7 or 8. I garoontee!

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An Admission. . .

I'm not the biggest Sean Hannity fan, mainly because he sounds like a parrot most of the time, repeating over and over his same old, tired policies of 8 years of the Bush white house, uh, I mean, he just repeats himself a lot and it's annoying. Every now and then, he'll say something quite profound in one of his long-winded rants, but he's still not my cup of tea.

His new program, minus whipping boy Alan Colmes, is certainly a more entertaining format than the Hannity and Colmes of yesteryear. I like Colmes, don't care for his liberal wingnut philosophies, but get him out of the context of television punditry, and he's a damned funny and witty man. Yet, last night, Hannity struck television gold on his "Great American Panel" portion of the show.

I would almost like to pry Hannity's head open just to see what was going on in there when he came up with this genius panel. It was Democratic Strategist Bob Beckel, one of McCain's advisors named Nicole Wallace and the greatest of all political analysts, the one and only ex-SNL dimbulb, Victoria Jackson.

It was freaking gold! The look on Bob Beckel's face when Victoria opened her mouth the first time was indescribable. I read somewhere this morning that it was like he saw an alien. And I agree, an alien with a giant pink bow in it's fly-away blonde hairdo.

I don't even remember what was discussed because I was so dumbfounded and laughing heartily and I am hoping to find video of the encounter. All I can say at this point is:

Victoria Jackson: 1
Bob Beckel: 0

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Mississippi Blogging. . .

There is a new blog about Mississippi, current events, politics and general info on the block. Stop in and check them out.

Well, what are you waiting for? Skee-daddle!

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Yo! Dumbass Honky!

The Philadelphia Enquirer is running an editorial today from Johnathan Valania, who apparently stayed up all weekend huffing gold spray paint while writing this jewel of a piece in which he declares that all white people should not be allowed to vote.

Why?

Well, we're racist and bitter of course. Also, we attend Sarah Palin rallies and we are apparently responsible for deranged comments from life-long Democrats like John Murtha. Oh, and we're wholly responsible for electing the evil George Bush and Dick Cheney, not only once, but TWICE!!! I guess no Blacks, Latinos, Asians or those of mixed heritage, much like the rest of us, voted for Bush.

It's only whitey's fault.

This is just as dumb as saying black people shouldn't vote because they've turned our inner cities into drug-infested war zones of illegitimate and uneducated people.

Oh wait, that's "white folks" fault too. Shame on me for being so ignorant of the facts. Kinda like you Mr. Valania.

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Take This Poll And Shove It. . .

From the Little Green Footballs link coagulator:

Read comment #3.

It's a brave new world out there. Too bad we are having to hide from it.

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Amen Brother!

Someone with some level-headed brain power skewers our corrupt media. It's about time sensible voices like this are heard again! And without the Fairness Doctrine to boot!

We are nearing a new paradigm in our collective 200+ year-old idea of democracy. As we close in on our presidential election, the likelihood of a slow creep towards socialism seems like an ever-burgeoning reality and with the Democrats teetering on a supermajority in Congress, socialism is almost an after-thought.

I suspect that Obama will try to push through a whole new raft of social engineering programs geared towards helping the helpless or as I like to call them, those who don't want to be and can't be helped. Government doles of the common wealth will never and have never leveled the playing field or equalized class and status. In fact, as an article from the American Thinker states, the needs of the state always rises above the needs of the people in a socialist government:

It took Marx and Engels to carry socialism to the next level, in which they envisioned the complete overthrow of all governments, with the workers of the world uniting so that all contributed to a single socialist government, which in turn would give back to them on an as needed basis. Assuming that you're not big on individualism and exceptionalism, this might be an attractive doctrine as a way to destroy want and exploitation, except for one thing: It does not take into account the fact that the state has no conscience.

Once you vest all power in the state, history demonstrates that the state, although technically composed of individuals, in fact takes on a life of its own, with the operating bureaucracy driving it to ever greater extremes of control. Additionally, history demonstrates that, if the wrong person becomes all-powerful in the state, the absence of individualism means that the state becomes a juggernaut, completely in thrall to a psychopath's ideas.
I simply cannot fathom why people in America desire such a radical shift in our social policies. Have fifty years of LBJ's Great Society bred a generation or two of people who cannot or will not care for themselves, permanent hand-holder-outers? Do we really need our government telling us what to do, or can or can't do on a daily basis? Should we be adding bureaucracy to the already over-bloated United States government?

They prove, on a daily basis I might add, the ineptitude of their spending and management of programs that are broken and have been for many years. Think Social Security. Fannie Mae, Freddie Mac. Medicare. Just to name a few.

Do we really need to feed the beast even further with 1 trillion dollars in new spending? Promises from Obama to cut spending are about as likely as Uzbekistan sending a woman to the moon, but at least McCain has a history of trying to control spending.

Obama has a history of what? Voting present? Running for president? Being a snob and going to a racist church?

The answer to those, my dear friends, is yes. A very profound yes.

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Creedence Cleawater Once Said. . .

I see a bad moon rising.
I see trouble on the way.
I see earthquakes and lightnin.
I see bad times today.

Bad Moon Rising - Creedence Clearwater Revival - 1969

In 2008, The Wall Street Journal sees the bad moon too.

Prepare for the end people, it is near.

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Did You Say Something?

If I want any shit out of you I'll watch one of your crappy movies chief.

And to think that guy dated this woman. . .



is somehow a crime within itself.

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Oh, He's So Cute. . .

. . .with his little jokes and all.

Too bad he's a liar and a plagiarist.

Whaa? Don't believe me? When pigs fly?

Your wish is granted.

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Something To Ponder. . .

An excerpt from an article written by Byron York at National Review about Barack Obama's years as a "community oragnizer":

No doubt Obama would agree that that is a bad thing, but when a real attempt to break through that culture of dysfunction — the landmark 1996 welfare-reform bill, now widely accepted as one of the most successful domestic-policy initiatives in a generation — came up, Obama vowed to use all the resources at his disposal to undo it. “I made sure our new welfare system didn’t punish people by kicking them off the rolls,” he said in 1999. Two years earlier, he had declared: “We want to make sure that there is health care, child care, job training, and transportation vouchers — everything that is needed to ensure that those who need it will have support.” Obama applied his considerable organizational skills to perpetuating the old, failed way of doing things.

That's change you can believe in. And as Kwame Fitzpatrick might exclaim, "Can't wait to get me some uh dat!"

From reading the whole article I get the dull pang of similarities between "community organizer", "race-baiter", and "rabble-rouser" a la buffoon and master demagogue Al Sharpton.

Man, if this is what hope feels like, somebody give me an enema.

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Iowahawk. . .

The vapor that is Iowahawk continues to bring the funny.

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Yo Man!

Help a brother out!

Oh wait, it just doesn't tie in to your organic arugula, elitist, better-than-thou habits, does it Barracks?

Cheapskate bastard.

He wants to help the poor and weak by robbing the hard workers of the USA, but his own flesh and blood. . .

LOOK OUT FOR THAT BUS!! AAHHHHHH!!!

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Make It Count. . .

Considering casting a vote for Obama this November? Feeling all hopey and changey?

Maybe you should consider a few facts about Obama's past and his socialist leanings before you cast the vote that will help end the 200 years of democracy America has enjoyed.

Thanks to The Big Feed and Investor's Business Daily.

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Hey, You Got Change For A Hundred. . .

THOUSAND??

Hypocrisy you can believe in.

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Closer and Closer. . .

Hey folks! It's Friday, er, Thursday! We're almost there! In the home stretch! Soon we will all dawdle off to our respective families or friends or eclectic mixture of both for some fun and frivolity over the holiday weekend. I.Can't.Wait!

I'm feeling great today and nothing can bring me down.

There has been lots of good news in the world over the last day or two, such as the daring snatch and grab of hostages from FARC by the Colombian government (with our help, btw) and also Iraq has reached many of the benchmarks set by Congress although you'd never know it by reading or watching the "Main Stream Media."

Also, Barack Obama continues to prove his worthiness to the Jewish community by demonstrating his circumcision skills.

Today, since I'm feeling so bright and joyous, I am going to post videos, as I can, all day. So sit back, relax, take your shoes off and enjoy (only if you washed your feet like good little Baptists and for you Catholic girls, skirts are optional).





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Dear Congress. . .

You, with the exception of a very select few, suck big, hairy and sweaty baboon balls. Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi especially.

Sincerely,
A Disgruntled American Voter

Reading crap like THIS, where Harry Reid is opposing a moratorium on Congressional earmarks, aka big, greasy, gotcha-in-my-back-pocket pork barrel spending projects, just really burns me up.

I'm incendiary-like. On fi-ya!

And then, when my friends email me a video such as the one below. . .I get a slow burn right down at the base of my dum animal brain that leaves me with nothing but unadulterated rage and an itch to grow a prehensile tail so I can move back to Madagascar.

Who are these people running our country? Did we elect these dopes on ropes? Did we? Really? Does this mean that WE are stoopid too? Lord Almighty hep us all!






Kinda pisses ya right off, doesn't it?

Reid and Pelosi zipped around after the last election when the Democrats took over things in Congress like a couple of rabid fruit flies on a 10 day meth bender. We're gonna do this, we gonna change that, we gonna work longer, we're gonna. . .we're gonna. . .hey, we're in power, we ain't doin' shit!

Word on the street is they won't pass anything of importance until they get a more favorable person in the White House. Somehow this stinks like green cheese. Aren't we paying these motorheads to do stuff NOW? But instead, they feel comfortable enough to fart around like a bunch of slapdicks and do nothing?

What the hell have you people done in the last year and a half? Named a few fucking post offices? Well, holy shit! God only knows we need to waste more time and money doing that! Fuck!

How about we do something more to get our collective mouth off the oil titty of the Middle East? That sounds like a great idea, doesn't it? Remember the last oil crisis? Where did our petroleum dollars go? Right into the pockets of the people that hate us most!

We need to drill oil now. Here! We have plenty of it!

Yet, loonball, leftwing, flitterturds are entirely too worried about the seven-toed, one-eyed, blind, hooter frog to give a crap that all of our hard earned money goes right into the pockets of the people that want to see us DEAD! That's just great.

Hey, here's a good poll question for Americans: Who is more evil? Al Qaeda, who flew planes into buildings resulting in 3000+ deaths and the people that support them or Exxon Mobil. I shudder at the potential results.

Listen up world! When it all goes to hell in a hand-basket and some Allah-fearing, "conditioned" individual finally sets off some device that renders your metro area uninhabitable for a few thousand years, it will be us, the right wing of America, with our guns (lots of guns) and our ignorant ways who will protect you. And let me tell you, you won't be giving a shit about the variegated, fluttering, one-nosed, moose twit bird.

Maybe, just maybe, we'll take care of you. If we feel like it.

I am Burnt Toast and I approved this vulgarity-laced message.

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Finally. . .

a proposed law that makes perfect sense.

via WLTX.com:

Bill Would Require Drug Tests for Candidates

COLUMBIA, S.C. (AP) -- People filing for public office would also have to submit to drug testing under a proposal pitched by a state senator.

Senate Republican Leader Harvey Peeler filed his bill a day after news broke that former state Treasurer Thomas Ravenel had been indicted on a federal cocaine conspiracy charge.

The June indictment came just six months after the Republican Charleston real estate developer took office.

Ravenel pleaded guilty in September to conspiracy to possess with intent to distribute cocaine and faces up to 20 years in prison. But his plea agreement calls for a reduced sentence because Ravenel has helped prosecutors with their investigation.


If this could somehow become a national ordinance, Capitol Hill would look like a kicked-over ant mound of resignations.

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Dear America. . .

What's worse than watching Chris Matthews on Hardball? Watching Chris Matthews' pathetic attempt at moderating the GOP debate last night. What a bloody farce! I'm no right-winger although I do have some conservative leanings, but, by in large, what I saw last night was one fat loudmouth jackass asking questions that ranged from completely ludicrous to inane to a panel of old white men.

I think I'm going to cast my vote for Duncan Hunter because he was the only one that actually ANSWERED some questions and wasn't afraid to fight back against Matthews. Everybody else was doin' the Texas two-step, "politician style".

God help us all.

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