Thicker Than Thieves. . .

More stimulus you can believe in.

I didn't realize the Bill of Rights protected "access to communication" too. Maybe I should brush up on the language of the document. I am constantly amazed at what qualifies as a right within the weak mind of liberal Democrats, but then again, I realize they are under the heavy influence of Hope and Change.

Here are a couple of highs and lows from the "hog fat jowl head cheese" bill:

$1,500,000 for helping hookers get off the streets and away from prostitution in Dayton, Ohio. Job creation? Zero. On the other hand, if there is one thing a hooker knows, it's stimulation.

And for our friends in Puerto Rico, $17,500,000,000 for "New Energy Efficient Industrial Zones." Am I the only one scratching my head and thinking this is exactly what the poor suffering, out-of-work Americans of Puerto Rico need? Oh wait, they're not quite Americans and are proudly Puerto Rican, but yet, pay some taxes, but not all taxes, although take advantage of the protections of our government and military, but also have their own democratically elected government? Well then WTF? Let's give them seventeen BILLION dollars.

Well, from all that pork fat, I think we need a special palette cleansing by Sheriff Buford T. Justice of Texas.