"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

Good Ol' Barry. . .

Ol' wobbly-knees is at it again. Pander, pander, pander.

Hey Obama, you understand that we are in fact in a war against Islam. Albeit, a sadistic, cold-blooded, hijacked version of it, but Islam nonetheless. Our way of life is incongruent with the teachings of Islam, even the more moderate interpretations of it.

It's a simple us vs. them situation and we have the beast living in our belly. I'd much rather it be us.

And on a related note, fun time at Guantanamo!

Anonymous –   – (Wednesday, April 8, 2009 at 9:17:00 PM CST)  

We can't expect more from a guy, that MUST have a teleprompter and has two looks.

One. Looking down his nose.

Two. Smiling like psycho.

Anonymous –   – (Thursday, April 9, 2009 at 5:50:00 AM CST)  

Dear Master Chef Burnt Toast,

OH YEAH, this gonna' be a longy...lol.

Sick and tired of the daily headlines, pirates, Obama (redundant, I know) fucking rotten crook Congress people, loonies that go off and kill, etc, etc I decided to post a couple of FOOD recipes.

One of which was:
http://elcampeador.com/2009/04/08/fantasy-ish-fudge-recipe/

The picture at the top that I pilfered it from had this dreamy slathering of chocolate icing, frosting, ganache (yep, redundant. why you ask...well ummmm, I don't know my ganache, from my ass), Soooooo I had a commenter ask...

Please, the recipe for the icing in the top picture.

Comment by arhooley | April 8, 2009 | Edit


I dug one up from Food Network:

arhooley

3/4 cube butter, melted in saucepan
1 heaping cup dark brown sugar
3/4 c. Ghiradelli’s ground chocolate
3/4 c. cream (or small carnation)

Boil about 10 minutes or until thick. Let cool.


My question IS:

Is this poor bastard going to die?

Meekly Yours,

Anonymous –   – (Thursday, April 9, 2009 at 6:11:00 AM CST)  

Cute, now I get this one from Ike "wise guy" South African, Jakson.

You wanna take over Burning Toast’s domain now, or what?

NO! I just want to make sure the dude, isn't going to shit himself to death.

Geezuz.

Better I stick to the pirates and Obama.

Ike Jakson  – (Thursday, April 9, 2009 at 12:23:00 PM CST)  

Thanks for the link you placed on my site. I have something for you and will get it going soon.

Meantime just gimme some time to get my hands on Diaz for his comment up here. I don’t want to use salted language particularly when I love the recipient but he needs to be kicked in a specific place of the anatomy where it hurts you get a pain in the middle of the forehead. You ever heard that one?

And I enjoyed your comment on the Chosen One.

Ike Jakson  – (Thursday, April 9, 2009 at 1:21:00 PM CST)  

Well, here it is anyway. Hope you like it:

http://ikejakson.wordpress.com/2009/04/08/confirmed-comet-sighting-over-europe-was-april-fool-hoax/

Ike Jakson  – (Thursday, April 9, 2009 at 9:56:00 PM CST)  

Hi Guys I have something for you; just stumbled into it but never laughed so much. Really do y’all a big favor and visit this. It’s so darn clever; promise you will laugh your heads of. Hell, I wish I wrote it!

The One? and only.
http://my.telegraph.co.uk/low_wattage/blog/2008/12/04/the_one_and_only

Burnt Toast  – (Friday, April 10, 2009 at 8:24:00 AM CST)  

El Camper, he may die, but at least he'll die fat and happy, much like most of us want to go.

I used to do a Sunday recipe every other week or so. Guess I'm gonna have to get back on track since you be showin' me up n' all! ;)

And Ike, salted language is the norm here, don't be ashamed. The saltier, the better.

Ike Jakson  – (Saturday, April 18, 2009 at 10:32:00 AM CST)  

Please big favor? Go to my Blog and see:
http://ikejakson.wordpress.com/2009/04/18/a-cartoon-that-gave-me-the-giggles-one/

Then go to El Camp’s Blog that I mention in my post:
How long will you live? Ummm, that friend, again…
http://elcampeador.com/2009/04/15/how-long-will-you-live-ummm-that-friend-again/

And leave any funny remark there that you wish to with a reference to my cartoon Post. He’s a funny guy.

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