Riddle Me This. . .
. . .why would the Ruskies be shooting off a missile near Norway just days before ultra-snob President Buckethead's arrival for Nobel Prize ceremonies? Many of which, by the way, he has elected NOT to attend, including dinner with Norwegian King Harald.
I guess on the bright side of the situation is Russian missile technology is still 4th rate, sucks balls, and they had to detonate the spiraling projectile, but even better, Queen of Venezuela Hugo "I Don't Bathe" Chavez just bought billions of dollars worth of commie arms from Mother Russia. Including missiles. Dumbfuck.
In reality, the only thing the Russians succeeded at was the scaring the honkey out of a few million Nowergians. And those folks can't afford to be any whiter. They only have about 7 minutes of warm weather and sunlight each year.
Yeah, the poor bastards. It's like vitamin D doesn't know they exist.
Anywho, the Russkies have always had shitty equipment, once you get past AKs. Their accuracy sucks, but they take a licking and keep on ticking.