Sign In Rockwall, Texas. . .

. . .and as they say, "God Bless Texas!"

h/t: Beatrice

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Riddle Me This. . .

. . .why would the Ruskies be shooting off a missile near Norway just days before ultra-snob President Buckethead's arrival for Nobel Prize ceremonies? Many of which, by the way, he has elected NOT to attend, including dinner with Norwegian King Harald.

I guess on the bright side of the situation is Russian missile technology is still 4th rate, sucks balls, and they had to detonate the spiraling projectile, but even better, Queen of Venezuela Hugo "I Don't Bathe" Chavez just bought billions of dollars worth of commie arms from Mother Russia. Including missiles. Dumbfuck.

In reality, the only thing the Russians succeeded at was the scaring the honkey out of a few million Nowergians. And those folks can't afford to be any whiter. They only have about 7 minutes of warm weather and sunlight each year.

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The Trifecta. . .

Q: What do Yasser Arafat, Al Gore and Barack Obama all have in common?

A: They're all assholes! And Nobel Corrpution Peace Prize Winners.

And on a semi-related note, Leonard Pitts, a Pulitzer Prize winning asshole, er journalist, uh, man who writes words for a living, dug deeply within himself a couple of days ago to author an editorial lambasting the misdirected support for child rapist Roman Polanski.

Now, to steal a phrase from Nobel Peace Prize winner Barack Obama, "let me be clear", I hold Leonard Pitts' opinions no higher than I would hold a dried ferret turd and although I agree with the premise of his argument, I could have done without the nitty-gritty sexual detail of the sexual assault of a 13-year old girl.

This is the kind of writing that should be wrapped in plastic and kept behind a convenience store counter. Sounds like a great idea for each of Leonard's columns. Hear that Miami Herald?

So, who's the pervert Mr. Pitts?

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