Dear Roseanne. . .

Why don't you start by killing yourself, you old washed up, screeching, nasty, crotch-grabbing, Star Spangled Banner mangling, hippopotamus moose knuckle!

You ask why?

Direct from her blog:

IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, AND SO ARE ALL OF THEIR SUPPORTERS. IMPEACH! ANYONE IN CONGRESS WHO REFUSES TO SAVE OUR UNION FROM THESE TRAITORS BY DOING NOTHING NEEDS TO BE RECALLED. SAVE OUR TROOPS!!! SAVE OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS AND JOBS. FEED OUR HUNGRY AND POOR! SAVE THE DROWNING PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS! ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!

I think she's probably vying for the Price Is Right job.

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Is This Really A Better Choice?

The NY Post is reporting that Rosanne Barr has topped the list of contenders to replace Rosie on The View.

In case anyone forgot, as I know we have issues with short term memories in this country, but Roseanne was the person (using that term lightly) that stood up in front of 50,000 people at a baseball game and in fine patriotic style butchered the Star Spangled Banner and in finale, grabbed her nasty crotch and spit on the ground.

I am throughly convinced that Barbra Wa-Wa must be smoking heroin. There is no other excuse for this insanity.

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