This One Calls For. . .

an OMGWTF all-together!!!1!

Everything is bigger and better in Texas Brazil??!1!

How deliciously ironic that they come out KKK, cause she looks like the product of some white supremacist, backwoods, drunken orgy.

Hey, I'm allowed to say that because I'm white and live in the backwoods.

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To Each His Own. . .

Everyone has a unique perspective on what Christmas means to them, but maybe some visions should be kept out of the public eye. Especially, if they emanate from the brain of a heroin user.

Thanks be to Nils.

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Dear Roseanne. . .

Why don't you start by killing yourself, you old washed up, screeching, nasty, crotch-grabbing, Star Spangled Banner mangling, hippopotamus moose knuckle!

You ask why?

Direct from her blog:

IMPEACH THE PRESIDENT AND THE VICE PRESIDENT, THEY ARE TRAITORS TO AMERICA, AND SO ARE ALL OF THEIR SUPPORTERS. IMPEACH! ANYONE IN CONGRESS WHO REFUSES TO SAVE OUR UNION FROM THESE TRAITORS BY DOING NOTHING NEEDS TO BE RECALLED. SAVE OUR TROOPS!!! SAVE OUR SCHOOLS AND HOSPITALS AND JOBS. FEED OUR HUNGRY AND POOR! SAVE THE DROWNING PEOPLE IN NEW ORLEANS! ANYONE WHO MENTIONS PARIS HILTON ONE MORE TIME MUST DIE!

I think she's probably vying for the Price Is Right job.

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