Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Showing posts with label funny. Show all posts
Oh Yaaah!
>> Friday, May 21, 2010 –
funny,
northerners
Man, just got off customer service from Minnesota trying to return a purchase. I think I was talking with Marge Gunderson from the movie Fargo. And that woman is probably telling her friends, oh yaah it was sooo cute yaah know, he said "y'all" just like they do in the movies.
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An Incident At Cabela's. . .
>> Monday, January 18, 2010 –
funny,
funny schtuuuuff,
jokes
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.
H/T: email from Road Hawg
It's Everywhere!
>> Tuesday, July 14, 2009 –
funny,
funny schtuuuuff,
photo,
snuggie
Is there really a need for the "World's Largest As Seen On TV Superstore?"
Or Snuggies, for that matter?
Ok, Ok. . .
I'll take back what I said earlier about worthless civil servant jobs. We all know someone who works for the government and it's not necessarily their fault that they look like tools from time to time. I've worked around enough government entities to know that sometimes, they actually write idiocy into job specifications and therefore the employee is not to blame.
However, there are examples of lame incompetence.
Recently, Beatrice was called for jury duty in Texas. She tried calling the courthouse for information and this is the message she received. Listen closely to this important announcement:
I rest my case.
In Celebration Of. ..
>> Wednesday, July 18, 2007 –
delta airlines,
funny,
jimmy hat
Delta Airlines making it's first profit after filing for bankruptcy, I bring back an oldie, but goodie.
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Things Them "Wimmen" Do Better. . .
>> Sunday, May 27, 2007 –
funny,
Homer Simpson,
quotes
In my search for a good quote about courage I came across this one about women:
"If the Bible has taught us nothing else, and it hasn't, it's that girls should stick to girls' sports, such as hot oil wrestling, foxy boxing, and such and such." - Homer Simpson
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