Folks, I am working on a post to close the year out with so bare with me. This, in between actually faking work for a living today. I am destined to not do a single, solitary, productive thing. I just know it. I can feel it in my bones radiating up my vertabrae and into the epicenter of the brain which controls fucking off. Who is with me today?
In the meantime. . .
Thanks to the boys from The Big Feed for these two gems. You must view them in order otherwise the humor will be lost and you will totally suck and be kicking yourself until your grave for ruining it.
Watch this first.
And then this one.
Destined to go down in the annals of internet history as one of the best ever. I am still laughing!
Foolish me. . .and to think I never knew they existed.
BTW, here's a funny cat picture!
A woman goes into Cabela's to buy a rod and reel for her grandson's birthday. She doesn't know which one to get so she just grabs one and goes over to the counter.
A Cabela's associate is standing there wearing dark shades. She says, 'Excuse me, sir. Can you tell me anything about this rod and reel?'
He says, 'Ma'am, I'm completely blind; but if you'll drop it on the counter, I can tell you everything from the sound it makes.'
She doesn't believe him but drops it on the counter anyway.
He says, 'That's a six-foot Shakespeare graphite rod with a Zebco 404 reel and 10-LB. Test line. It's a good all around combination; and it's on sale this week for only $20.00.'
She says, 'It's amazing that you can tell all that just by the sound of it dropping on the counter. I'll take it!' As she opens her purse, her credit card drops on the floor.
'Oh, that sounds like a Master Card,' he says.
She bends down to pick it up and accidentally farts. At first she is really embarrassed, but then realizes there is no way the blind clerk could tell it was she who tooted. Being blind, he wouldn't know that she was the only person around?
The man rings up the sale and says, 'That'll be $34.50 please.'
The woman is totally confused by this and asks, 'Didn't you tell me the rod and reel were on sale for $20.00? How did you get $34.50?'
He replies, 'Yes, ma'am. The rod and reel is $20.00, but the Duck Call is $11.00 and the Catfish Bait is $3.50.
H/T: email from Road Hawg
In large long size please.
h/t: SondraK
My latest post of at The Big Feed. Enjoy!
Also might want to check out this one too. you might need a good laugh after reading about Obama's radical friends.
I, on August 12, 2009 at 8:32 p.m., received the following text message from the 281 area code:
Qod - how can u go wrong with beer, guns, and a bulldozer?
My answer is: You can't, but it would be a lot better while wearing angora rabbit boxer shorts.
see more Lolcats and funny pictures
Is there really a need for the "World's Largest As Seen On TV Superstore?"
Or Snuggies, for that matter?
Now for something completely different.
My buddy T-Bone sent me an email with different and various assaults on normalcy, decency and human culture via this website.
Go, have a look, laugh and vomit.
From T-Bone. . .
Thought of the Day:
I'm just passing this thought along.....
Have you ever wondered if the one dollar bills in your wallet were ever in a stripper's butt crack?
If not, you're wondering now.
Have a nice day . :)
And so it is, the internet. An ever-changing, endless, collective and contributive artistic effort of mankind. Some good, some mundane, some disturbing, but above it all -- entertaining.
And in the gigantic netherworld of ones and zeroes, on occasion you may find something quite delightful and sardonic.
Today's installment of sardonique comes to us from The Floating Blog.
. . .let us ponder the meaning of this submission by Nils.
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