Somone's Reality. . .

You know, I've never claimed that this is a family-oriented blog, nor some place where you will find wildly mind-blowing posts about politics and world events.

In fact, this place is exactly like I like it. Random, disorganized, vulgar, infuriating, narrow-minded, but you know, it's my place and my reality. Don't like my rants and screeds and whatevers, well great! That's what makes America awesome. We have the freedom of choice and there are a lot of choices on the internet.

As you can see, I've touched on three themes in two brief statements: freedom of choice, personal reality and family.

Now consider those for a minute. . .


. . .and then consider the images below.



Makes my reality seem kinda normal.

Thanks Beatrice for the contribution and for making me smile.

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For The Entertainment Of Nils. . .

choices.

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Mississippi Girls. . .

Three men were sitting together bragging about how they had given their new wives duties.



The first man had married a Woman from Colorado and had told her that she was going to do dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple days, but on the third day he came home to a clean house and dishes washed and put away.



The second man had married a woman from Nebraska. He had given his wife orders that she was to do all the cleaning, dishes, and the cooking. The first day he didn't see any results, but the next day he saw it as better. By the third day, he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there was a huge dinner on the table.



The third man had married a girl from Mississippi. He told her that her duties were to keep the house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed and hot meals on the table for every meal. He said the first day he didn't see anything, the second day he didn't see anything, but by the third day some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a little out of his left eye, enough to fix himself a bite to eat and load the dishwasher.

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Meet My Future Ex-Wife . . .

Colombian Actress Paola Rey
Photo Credit: Unknown

I used to watch this soap opera (novella) called The Woman In The Mirror (La Mujer En El Espejo) which starred Paola and a raft of others. Who gives a damn who the rest were, right?

Anyway, unbelievably, she played an ugly girl, constantly berated and belittled by her mother about her looks until her aunt introduced her to a magic mirror to which she made a wish to be beautiful. The drawback was, she was only beautiful by day and at night she reverted to her original ugliness. Lots of hijinks ensued and in classic Latin American novella style, everything was over-the-top, gaudy and just utterly insano. Like when her (Paola's) boyfriend's mother tried to burn her alive, but ended up becoming disfigured herself in the fire, then she found the mirror and became the same beautiful girl as the other one, but evil, and then started going out with her own son and so on and so on.

I'm sure you're asking why I would waste one good hour of my day to watch this show. Well dammit man, just look at her!!

So, to you Paola, I say thank you for helping me improve my fluency in Spanish and secondly, if you're not doing anything next weekend maybe we could hook up and well. . .you know, do something fun. Like get married.
Te quiero!

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