Talk Dirty To Me. . .

I'll admit it. I'm disappointed.

Rikki Rocket of the 80's hair band Poison has been cleared of charges that he raped a woman at a casino in Philadelphia, Mississippi in September of last year. The police are now searching for some OTHER loser, who likes to pretend he is a rockstar, so he can pick up women. Kinda sounds like the same guy to me.

Rikki, I will not absolve you of your guilt. . .my reasoning being is that A) you still wear makeup, B) you are a man, and C) see A and B.

Oh and one last item. . .what was Rikki doing at the time of the alleged rape?

"I was with my fiance watching her try on wedding dresses."

Ok, everyone: 1, 2, 3. . .

Aaaawwwwwww.

Hit it Mr. Rocket!!

And finally in celebration, a little diddy NOT about Jack and Diane.