One For The Ages. . .

I think this one qualifies as a platinum-plated, all-out, diamond-encrusted, over-the-top, OMFG dOOd WTF Moment of the Century Award!

We'll call it the OMFG dOOd WTFMCA!

Because really, OMFG dOOd WTF!

I'm so MFICETSBTWHGIAIMMWTTADITFGOLTEIWAWPGBFIRDAINCBFAVLT!!!!*

*Motherfucker, I can't even think straight because the world has gone insane and it makes me want to take a dump in the flower garden of life then explode it with a white phosphorus grenade because freedom is really dead and is not coming back for a very long time. What the fuck!

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Welcome To Mississippi. . .

I spotted this sign just south of Port Gibson today. . .and well, shit c'mon Mississippi!?? WTF?

This is just a humiliating disgrace. This far outdoes the sign I saw in New Orleans a few years ago that said something like, "Don't know who's your baby daddy? Call 1-800-DNA-TEST".


Just a point of fact, when General Ulysses S. Grant approached Port Gibson from the south during his campaign of burning down each city on his way to Vicksburg, he proclaimed that Port Gibson was "too beautiful to burn." And it is.

Here are a few more facts about Mississippi that are far more praiseworthy than that craphole sign above. I'm sure some will surprise you.

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