The Truth Shall Set You Free!

Sent in by a friend:

"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or
Other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.?? Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information."

Thank you anyway Tiffany. Oh, and where the hell have you been?

I have no idea if Ben Franklin actually said that quotation above, but I wouldn't put it past him. He did, after all, author a book about farts.