It's Grrrraaaape!

Many of drank bottles good of wine.

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Georgia On My Mind. . .

I would like to send out a very special thank you to the anonymous and attractive blonde and her girlfriend from Georgia in the BMW 325i who ran blocker for me from Gulfport to Magee, Mississippi, which is where I turn west winding my way home to the wooded warmth of Egypt Hill.

These two young ladies blew past me on I-10 this morning, so I tagged along, struggling initially to keep up and having no idea that they were going to turn north on Highway 49 heading towards my home.


I was grateful to be able to drive like a maniac and be the person that I hate most, which is an unsafe, discourteous lunatic with no regard for the safety and well-being of others.

Hey, I never said I was perfect! Sometimes, even I am a narrow-minded hypocrite! Ha!


Over 110 miles in approximately 1 hour and 30 minutes. Fast!

Yeah yeah, I know, I'm wasting gas, blah blah. . .and to you Sour Sallys who complain, I say, "piss off por su person!" After a week of staying in "Animal House" and a 24 hour work day, nothing pleased me more than shaving nealry an hour off my drive home. I equate it with splurging on a nice bottle of red wine like the 2005 Bodega Mumanthia Termes Termanthia over a quiet dinner of medium rare N.Y. Strip with bearnaise sauce, pommes lyonnaise and a ragoût of chanterelle mushrooms, turnip and swiss chard. A rare, satisfied lust.

Foooood!

I wonder where I can find some chanterelle mushrooms? Those would be a delicious departure from the one pot cooking method I've employed all week. Maybe I'll just settle for a fried bologna sandwich and a cold Heineken.

Sometimes, I'm a very simple man.

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The Truth Shall Set You Free!

Sent in by a friend:

"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or
Other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.?? Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information."

Thank you anyway Tiffany. Oh, and where the hell have you been?

I have no idea if Ben Franklin actually said that quotation above, but I wouldn't put it past him. He did, after all, author a book about farts.

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