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Showing posts with label water. Show all posts
Showing posts with label water. Show all posts

2-Daze WTF R U THINKIN' Post. . .

Our Attorney General, the man who claims we are all race cowards, announced yesterday that some Guantanamo detainees could be released in America. Not to prisons in America, but released IN America.

Uhhh, Mr. Holder? I don't know, something is kinda bothering me about this, can't quite put my finger on it, but uh, um, uh, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU FUCKING TALKING ABOUT!!!???

It's official. Washington has been "changed" alright, into a goddamned insane asylum of untruthful, shyster, better-than-thou, pansy, activist bastards who hate this country. They not only hate this country, they obviously want to see it destroyed from within, all in the name of political correctness and oh, oh, yeah, like we don't want the Europeans thinking anything bad about us!

Like, we poured water down a silly little terrorist's throat. Eeewww, I bet that didn't feel too good. Awwww, the poor fellow. I bet he had some psychological trauma because of that. Awwww.

We obviously the criminals.

Remember? (extremely violent images, you have been warned)

Liberals? Screw you!

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Gentlemen. . .

excuse me, sirs? You're really not contributing anything positive to this ever worsening situation.


water works
biloxi, mississippi - july 2008

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The Truth Shall Set You Free!

Sent in by a friend:

"To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... And those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of escherichia coli, (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop. However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer(or tequila, rum, whiskey or
Other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.?? Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information."

Thank you anyway Tiffany. Oh, and where the hell have you been?

I have no idea if Ben Franklin actually said that quotation above, but I wouldn't put it past him. He did, after all, author a book about farts.

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