More Entitlement 101. . .

For those of you who still aren't sure about how the new entitlement program will work under the Obama administration, one of his supporters will demonstrate.

First, put an Obama banner in your car. This allows you to drive 60 m.p.h. down the center turn lane of any busy street.

Those of us who understand the concept of following the rules, realize that the turn lane is for turning, not speeding down for 3/4 of a mile.

But in Obama's New World Order, the rules do not apply equally to everyone. Hey, can't clear the bar? Let's just lower it a bit. Too lazy to get a job? Hey, here's a free money check. I guess we'll never understand.


And after you bend the rules to suit your needs and you've got your free money check in hand, roll on up into the local burger joint so you can get you a big ol' helping of heart attack, hardened arteries and colon cancer. Because hey, in the New and Improved United Socialist States of America, our overhauled, subsidized and mandatory health care system will fix you right on up.


In the words of an avid Obama supporter, "I'ma gone git me summa dat free money, fo' real! Dat's summa dat hopes and changes I can believes ins!"