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Showing posts with label lets suck obama's balls why don't we. Show all posts
Showing posts with label lets suck obama's balls why don't we. Show all posts

Feeling Queasy. . .

After Mama's birthday extravaganza last night, I'm feeling a little woozy. After reading this drivel, I'm feeling even worse and beginning to wonder where in the hell the America of old went. The one in which opinion writers, columnists, and journalists of all walks respected the office of President enough to not write articles with wispy, Mandingo, sexual encounters with the president in the shower.

I mean really, W???T???F???

Has our society driven off some unseen, moral precipice? Now, spastically flailing in the throes of a painful, cathartic, gasping freefall into an endless inferno of open depravity, deviance and degeneration?

Hey, pass me the barf bag, I think I'm going to be sick again.

On second analysis though, how can we expect the media to respect the office, when it is clear that "the man" himself lacks the moral fortitude to respect the office as well.

Monkey see, monkey do.

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Count Me In. . .

A five minute, painless operation.

God Bless Mississippi!

Our polling place was smooth, quietly efficient and the voting, by touch screen, effortless. The volunteers were helpful, polite and I even saw a young fellow offer his ID to vote (no voter ID in Mississippi), which was declined with a smile. First time voter, undoubtedly.

Anyway, I've cast my vote and in the process negated someone else's. I guess that's how it works.

No Black Panthers here. It's kinda like, uh, normal. The rest of the world should come here to see how it's done.

However, on the way back to the office, I spotted an irregularity in the force.

Two white girls standing at a very busy West Jackson intersection holding Obama signs. Yeah, so what, right? Everyone has a right to protest, support or whatever. No problem.

The problem is, of all places in Jackson to stand around supporting your candidate, why here? In the ghetto? Whose conscience are you trying to cleanse?

The store behind them, I no longer patronize after 5:00 p.m. for the vagrants, beggars and ne'er-do-wells that hammer you for money, a ride or anything free. That store was robbed within the last 6 months.

Sure, it's broad daylight, no worries, right??

WRONG!

Let me enlighten you as to what happens over here during broad daylight.

Bank robber captured behind our office hiding in the bushes several years ago after a long foot chase.

On Martin Luther King's birthday, a brick hurled through the window of a rental car that belonged to one of our longtime friends and "Yankee" equipment salesmen. Scared the poor bastard to death.

A white student at the predominantly black Jackson State University around the corner was shot several days ago. Randomly?

Last year, a man entered our laboratory through the back door during business hours when no men were there, only the secretaries. He made a lap through the office chatting on his cell phone, quashing inquiries of his uninvited presence by our secretaries, snatched up the money from our goody box and was out the back door before anything could be done. We now have magnetic locks.

A few months ago I saw cops chasing four thugs in a stolen car who managed to destroy several road signs on the Jackson State Parkway during the chase.

Countless assaults, shootings, bank robberies, drug related incidents.

One evening, I even thought I was going to have to pull my weapon on what turned out to be an undercover police officer after the bastard creeped by in his low-ride, blacked-out, hoopty mobile with the tinted window cracked just so, giving me the evil eye as he passed. Thankfully I didn't, and he turned around in the parking lot down the street while I closed and locked our gate.

He sped away in the other direction towards the chicken joint, wheeled up in the parking lot, bailed out, opened the trunk, pulled out a sawed-off shotgun as mass mayhem ensued when several undercover cops chased a suspect down the street.

I go to work locked and loaded. I go home locked and loaded. Because I have to.

Yeah, this is no place for white girls.

But, they're robots. Unaware and oblivious. Just like Obama wants them to be.

So, you can't blame them. It's the culture of blame and guilt, the cult of personality that has convinced them of a pie-in-the-sky solution for the social ills of this country.


Oh look, one of them even smokes. I guess she expects that socialized medicine will take care of her throughout her lifetime, cheaper than insurance, right? You'll still be paying for it baby, one tax dollar at a time.



I wish for a moment that I could be the mind's eye of these two women. What do they see as they gaze north into the haze of ghetto West Jackson? Is it promise? Is it revolution? Is it change? Absolution?

Absolution for the sins of people long gone? Removal of the cold, wet, and heavy pelt of guilt that has been forced upon white America for generations?

It's no longer our fault.

We don't hold the key to the future of black America. The only keymasters are themselves.

Only THEY can raise themselves up, can push themselves to higher limits, can motivate one another through positive reinforcement and shake off the years of a violent and unproductive culture within their society. Here is their chance, in the form of Obama.

Your idol, your messiah, your end all-be all for communal woes.

It's no longer our fault, because blacks in America have been sold a piss-poor bill of goods ever since the civil rights era by their own people. And here comes Barack, selling it again. But, will they buy it? The new and improved civil rights era? Sadly, they probably will.

And these poor girls have bought it too. Oblivious to the cold fact that whether Barack Obama is elected or not, blacks in America will never advance as a society until they do it for themselves. And we, the new slaves in America, will never be absolved nor freed.

Our guilt will remain. Even after Barack Obama has long been forgotten.

Our guilt will remain, because it is a lucrative business helmed by race hustlers like Jackson, Sharpton, Farrakhan, Shabazz and now, the slightly muted and subdued Obama version of hustle.

Welcome to Hope and Change 2008.

The new hustle. The new handout. The reparation.

Repackaged, refined, new and improved socialism with a big, all seeing eye on the prize, and that prize, is us.

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More Entitlement 101. . .

For those of you who still aren't sure about how the new entitlement program will work under the Obama administration, one of his supporters will demonstrate.

First, put an Obama banner in your car. This allows you to drive 60 m.p.h. down the center turn lane of any busy street.

Those of us who understand the concept of following the rules, realize that the turn lane is for turning, not speeding down for 3/4 of a mile.

But in Obama's New World Order, the rules do not apply equally to everyone. Hey, can't clear the bar? Let's just lower it a bit. Too lazy to get a job? Hey, here's a free money check. I guess we'll never understand.


And after you bend the rules to suit your needs and you've got your free money check in hand, roll on up into the local burger joint so you can get you a big ol' helping of heart attack, hardened arteries and colon cancer. Because hey, in the New and Improved United Socialist States of America, our overhauled, subsidized and mandatory health care system will fix you right on up.


In the words of an avid Obama supporter, "I'ma gone git me summa dat free money, fo' real! Dat's summa dat hopes and changes I can believes ins!"

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The Loom Is Getting Larger. . .

. . .ain't I ain't talking about knitting a pair of socks either.

A second Bill of Rights?

Yessiree. I guess the first one guaranteeing equality just isn't quite enough. Let's just lower the bar, so those lazy bastards who are too fucking worthless to improve themselves can get a leg up on the rest of us working stiffs.

And how will we enforce the all new and improved Second Bill of Rights?

By government bureaucracy, of course! Which can only be funded by tax dollars, which means that Barack Obama probably won't reduce spending, which means, you and I, the hardworking taxpayers that we are, better get our noses to the fucking grindstone to pay for the fools who are going to take election day off work to vote. As per Obama's orders.


I've said it before and I'll say it again. We're fucking doomed if they elect this dude.

Thanks Michelle Malkin for the story.

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Hear It And Weep. . .



Still considering voting for this fool?

Yes?

Then listen to this. . .

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The Legit Question??

And the legit answer??



We're doomed.

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You Think You Know Him?

Probably not.

But he knows you. The gullible, soft-eared, weak-minded, dilettantes that make up a surprising bulk in this country.

He has sold you a bill of goods on the crisp, yet flimsy edges of two simple words: hope and change.

Bunk and twaddle, I say.

I've heard his speeches, seen the debates, watched in shame as he fumbles around for words without his teleprompter crutch. This man is a vapor, an empty shell of a being; his perceived guile, intellect and sagaciousness are all products of the well-organized, but deceptive creation of the image of the man.

He is nothing new. The cult of personality is a strong attraction for some, irresistible to others and downright dangerous for the rest of us who dare to think outside what is fed to us by a complicit media. His likeness has appeared before. He preached the same ideals and beliefs. In the end, he is destroyed by the aforementioned.

Think, if your able, before you cast your vote. There could be some very dark times ahead.

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