"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts
Showing posts with label health. Show all posts

The Truth Speaks. . .

More proof that "free" healthcare is the furthest thing from free.

Not only is the cost high on every living and hard-working taxpayer, the cost could potentially be higher for the doctors that treat us.


H/T: T-Bone

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Little White Lies. . .

I guess the only time Congress wasn't lying was when Nancy Pelosi said we have to pass the Obamacare bill to find out what's in it.

Maybe she should start lying again.  Seems to work better for us.

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And The River Keeps A Flowing. . .

The river of stupid, idioctic, insane, non compos mentis ideas from Washington that is.

The pointy-eared man from Mars, er Akron, say he's got a great idea for funding universal healthcare. And it's so easy, even a caveman can do it.

Forget all that free-market jibber-jabber, profits are for pussies. The government will just take all the profits from the insurance companies to pay for 'free' healthcare!

Hey, did someone just fart in here? Because something stinks.

But you know, Space Man Spiff from Ohio is right, we're gonna have to spend a lot of money if we intend on caring for the health of illegal immigrants and what better place to get it from than those evil healthcare companies! Fantastic idea!

What? I'm a liar? Joe Wilson too?

Nay dear reader, I'm just parsing words here. The truth is in the pudding and the hambone is in the lake. Turtle soup for everyone! Yeehaw!!!

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Let The Beatings Begin. . .

The war is on folks. Join the fight against intrusive governmental control over your health care options and frankly, your life in general.

As it has been previously and repeatedly noted, the health care industry represents approximately 7 to 15% of our total economy depending on how the numbers are crunched and who is doing the crunching. Nevertheless, health care and it's related industries and our overall domestic output are in for a severe shock if Obamacare is passed by Congress this year or next.

Thankfully, Obama's poll numbers are beginning to fade as a result of his extreme liberal policies and spending coupled with said policies. Clearly there is only one way to pay for another massive government takeover of a critical public market and that is through taxation. Taxes baby.

Whether in the top 1% or the middle 1/3 of the tax bracket, somebody, you, me, them, will be paying for this looming disaster. And as a lady hammered it home to Senator Arlen Specter and HHS Secretary Katherine Sebelius a few days ago, "If you can't run Cash for Clunkers, how can we expect you to run health care?" Agreed.

Our government is a rudderless ship captained by a Napoleonic egomaniac with a Congress full of dopes, degenerates, crooked shysters and life-long palm greasers that need to be thrown overboard to sink or swim with the fishes. Left to it's own devices with our tax revenues the Congress and Obama administration are like heroin addicts arguing over the last speedball that's already been shot up.

And now we have added creep factor of the government, more specifically the Obama administration, wanting your friends and neighbors to rat you out if you spread "dis-information" about Obama's health care overhaul plans. Seems rather benign on the front end, I mean, we're all on some list or another within the great vacuous black hole of the government, but what makes it more sinister is the fact that these lists could potentially be kept secret and permanent. And it doesn't appear to be legal. Obama, exactly what do you want little buddy?

We are not here to harm you, we are just sick of you raping our country for your unwanted and dangerous agenda. Look at the lunatics you've surrounded yourself with and you don't understand why middle America is concerned? There is a man in your administration who wrote a book condoning mass sterilization through the water supply as a form of population control for crissakes! And the Energy Secretary who suggested painting everything white to reflect light energy back into space. I have one word that blows that little theory into outer space and it's called winter.

If you were looking for the middle of the road Brother Obama, start looking up because you're in the fucking ditch man. For you to expect us to get in lockstep with this draconian insanity is just, well, insane. Can you blame us when we hear the word trillion bantered about like it's common place?

Get over it bud and don't forget, dissent is patriotic. Or is it?

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Things I'd Rather Be Doing. . .

than watching President Buckethead babbling about something he knows nothing about:

1) Scalping tickets at a Barry Manilow/Jonas Brothers contest

2) Having a political discussion with "Pac Man" Jones

3) Working in a paperclip factory

4) Plumbing the depths of my cornea with a knitting needle

5) Eating bars of Lava soap and chasing it down with lukewarm buttermilk

6) Lighting my farts with a TIG welder

7) Looking at macro photographs of slime molds

8) Doing double-dutch jump-rope on broken glass and fermented dog poo

9) Going to a tickle party in Berkeley, California

10) And finally, memorizing the Bible backwards in Latin while being force-fed hot gravel, dung beetles, centipedes, cockroaches and Jagermeister shots spiked with asbestos and mercury, while fourteen Viking warriors take turns pummeling my balls with a flaming lead mace as Kajagoogoo's Too Shy on vinyl screeches at 78 rpm over a 1977 Realistic stereo and a blind Chinese hermaphrodite gives me a pedicure with it's teeth and liberal sloshes of sulfuric acid.

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More Entitlement 101. . .

For those of you who still aren't sure about how the new entitlement program will work under the Obama administration, one of his supporters will demonstrate.

First, put an Obama banner in your car. This allows you to drive 60 m.p.h. down the center turn lane of any busy street.

Those of us who understand the concept of following the rules, realize that the turn lane is for turning, not speeding down for 3/4 of a mile.

But in Obama's New World Order, the rules do not apply equally to everyone. Hey, can't clear the bar? Let's just lower it a bit. Too lazy to get a job? Hey, here's a free money check. I guess we'll never understand.


And after you bend the rules to suit your needs and you've got your free money check in hand, roll on up into the local burger joint so you can get you a big ol' helping of heart attack, hardened arteries and colon cancer. Because hey, in the New and Improved United Socialist States of America, our overhauled, subsidized and mandatory health care system will fix you right on up.


In the words of an avid Obama supporter, "I'ma gone git me summa dat free money, fo' real! Dat's summa dat hopes and changes I can believes ins!"

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God, Here Goes America Again. . .

that imperialistic, oppressive, military dictatorship. . .occupier!! AaaahhhhH!!!!


Courtesy of the US Navy:

CORINTO, Nicaragua (NNS) -- With a firm handshake and a warm smile, Mayor Ernesto Méndez Zeledón of Corinto, welcomed U.S. Navy hospital ship USNS Comfort (T-AH 20) mission commander Capt. Bob Kapcio during a short ceremony at the town’s cultural center July 19.

The ceremony was held as a kick off to Comfort’s humanitarian assistance operations in and around Corinto, during which the ship’s crew will provide no-cost medical services to the people of the western hemisphere’s second poorest country.


Comfort is conducting operations at three locations in Nicaragua: Corinto Jose Shendell Hospital, la Rancheria Clinic and the El Realejo Health Center.

The sites are offering adult and pediatric primary care, dentistry, optometry, immunizations, and prescription services. U.S. Navy Seabees from Construction and Maintenance Battalion Unit 202 are also making repairs to sites in the Corinto area.

Comfort is currently deployed as part of the U.S. Southern Command’s Partnership for the America’s initiative, an ongoing training and readiness operation designed to strengthen regional partnerships and improve multinational interoperability.

“Our idea when we came here was not only to give medical care, but also partner with host nation health care professionals and deliver care together,” said Boynton. “We hope to learn something from them and have something to teach to them. We have similar interests; we are united. As we say here, ‘estamos unidos.’”


The silence is so deafening from the Mainstream Media that you can hear a mouse thinking about his cheese from three miles away.

God Bless America. We try to do good. . .we really do. Hey, what's Paris and Lindsay up to?

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HEALTH ALERT!

If you ate finger foods at the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue Bash / Party / Fiesta / Soiree / WingDing / Function / Hullabaloo / Splurge / Blowout / Spree / Coffee Klatch / Brannigan / Shindig / Get-Together, please proceed immediately to the nearest doctoral facilities because you could potentially be the victim of "Dirty Butthole Finger Syndrome."

It turns out that one of Wolfgang Puck's employees had a pretty bad case of DBFS because a) he or she has Hepatitis A and B) couldn't seem to find the handwashing apparatus after crapping on said finger. Finger touches food, you eat finger food, finger food forks you to death.

So, for all you forking finger food feeders out there and all you flipping finger food fabricators, feel free to flail five fingers following falling faucets fools.

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Liquid speed deemed good for you. . .

The Associated Press is reporting that my favorite drink as a child is actually pretty doggone good for you. Yes, believe it or not, chocolate milk have been proven to better help athletes recover from exercise than Gatorade or other replenishing type drinks. Good news for the dairy industry, bad news for chocolate cows. More work for them.

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