"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

Assuming The Position. . .

. . .after Beatrice's near brush with mechanical airplane passengering malfunction and the recent crash of a Turkish airliner in Amsterdam, I can readily admit that flying is not an appealing subject to me right now.


Yet, this afternoon I will again be boarding a plane to fly away from here into the black clouds of foul weather which have been building all day long. I believe the weather forecast is calling for hail and potential tornadoes later today and tonight. Hooray!

I hope they stocked up on Heineken and Knob Creek at the airport bar. Me and Doug Elmore are gonna have a lot to talk about.

Beatrice  – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 1:49:00 PM CST)  

During your visit to the Vet today, why don't you request a few tranquilizers? I'll bring the kennel along to carry ya home.

Anonymous –   – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 1:53:00 PM CST)  

Be safe, dude. Sit nearest the tail, as you can. Pilots as the recent hero are damn good professionals, BUT they have yet to learn how to BACK a plane into something. :)

Anonymous –   – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 2:35:00 PM CST)  

where did u capture the pic o lightnin?

Burnt Toast  – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 3:04:00 PM CST)  

That there pic, my delusional pirate friend, is a beach you know well in Costa Rica. See the rock?

Burnt Toast  – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 4:04:00 PM CST)  

Special K, huh Beatrice?

Now that's kinky!!!

Beatrice  – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 4:12:00 PM CST)  

Well, if you want kinky, I'll bring the collar and leash!

Now... drink up.

Burnt Toast  – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 4:29:00 PM CST)  

Drink up I will!!

Thanks for the luckola El Camper. . .I'm sure everything'll be fine.

And hell after a few Heinekens and side of straight up Knob Creek, I won't give a shit anyway!

Anonymous –   – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 4:38:00 PM CST)  

LOL...true...You drink the "airport bar" dry...you won't need the fuckin' plane.

Anonymous –   – (Friday, February 27, 2009 at 9:57:00 PM CST)  

Ketamine is your friend ...

Neshobanakni

Anonymous –   – (Saturday, February 28, 2009 at 10:10:00 AM CST)  

speaking of friends... how many times do you have to come to h-town before you give your delusional pirate friend a call?

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