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Showing posts with label bad weather. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bad weather. Show all posts

Frozed. . .

So much for meteorological predictions.

The thundering snow storm we were supposed to have kinda pooped out, or more realistically, didn't get cranked up full force until it was well to the east of us.  We got quite a bit of sleet and managed to have an extra day off from work because of that, but I was really looking forward to the 2 to 4 inches of snow which never came.

Ah well, we are simply at the mercy of Mother Nature and her fickle behavior.  Last week it was tornadoes which ripped half the roof off my favorite watering hole and totally demolished the fireworks stand we were inside of about 20 minutes beforehand.  This week, ice and plunging temperatures.  What's next?  Locusts?

Drats!  Man wanted snow.

But then I read something like this story and I realize that living in the Southeast isn't such a bad thing.  An occasional snow is okay, but 40 below being stalked by wolves while hobbling around on a bum knee is a whole 'nother level of drat.

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Raindrops Keep Falling. . .

. . .on my head. . .

At least it held off through the weekend.  And for what it's worth, I hope it rains all week.  We could sorely use a break around here.  The last three months have been brutal at work and other than a brief respite from an occasional afternoon rain, there has been little relief in the workload.

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Good Bed Weather. . .

Looks like a great day to stay in bed and read.  What do you think?

Hopefully the 70% predicted will come through.

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Afternoon Thoughts. . .

Well, the ol' afternoon hasn't worked out quite as expected, the rain that clouded the sky earlier is gone and only seems to have exacerbated an already wet jobsite into a worsened state, which includes also the piss poor attitudes of a few sitework contractors. I have no pity nor shame in telling these fools that you cannot compact wet soils properly when the moisture content is too far above the optimum value. But these guys never let the truth get in the way of screwing up perfectly good work.

So here I sit, telling them in essence they are all failures, yet they march into oblivion like herds of sheep to the slaughter because the only thing worse than doing something wrong in this industry is letting a good day of fucking it up the first time go to waste.

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Thank You Goracle!

Well, the weather folks predicted it and for a change they got it right! Last night's snow began around 9:30 and it hasn't stopped yet. I have developed a highly scientific and proven method for measuring the accumulated snow by elongating my index finger and sticking it through the snow. According to my grueling and exhaustive mathematical analysis my estimation is roughly 4 inches, give or take two, but the snow, she keeps a falling.

Let's have a look around, shall we?



Wildcat was fired up about the snow and he led the way dashing and charging around like his tail was on fire.  He saw some snow earlier this year and last, but not quite so much.  I would imagine it's quite cold to his little kitty feet.



A good coating around Camp Burning Toast today.  I don't think I'll be slipping out on the water for a little fishing.  Fishcicles for everyone!




Above is a closeup of snow on a tiny branch.  The snow is absolutely perfect for snowballs and snowmen, it's dry and crispy, well, if snow can be described as crispy.  Crunchy, I guess is a better description, but what the hell do I know.  Snow is as foreign to Mississippi as fried okra is to Norwegian shoemakers.


Can't have a good snow without making a snowman, right?  I've named him Hercule.

Why?  Well, because it's his name damnit!  Don't mess with Hercule!  See that 1000-yard stare?  Dangerous I'm telling you.



Here is a nice view of the house across the pond.  Looks cold doesn't it?  I think the high today is 36 and currently it is 33.  The snow is still falling and the flakes seem larger.


What's a good snow party without a couple of Canadian geese, eh?  Certainly quieter without them.



Well, Wildcat, what do you think of all this global warming business?

"Nom, nom, nom. . ."

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Let It Snow Let it Snow Let It Snow. . .

The Goracle moves closer. . .


Heavy snow?? What the heck is that???

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Al Gore Musy Be Near. . .

The forecast for Thursday is an 80% chance of drowning polar bears with accumulated penguins of one tenth to one half inch. . .

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Neverending. . .

The rain is upon us again and man, do I have some work to do on the ark!


Alas, a man's work is never done and that's because we drink beer.  And you know what?  No matter what your old lady might say about it, beer is good for you!  Heck, someone even wrote a song about it.



Amen!

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It's Friday!!!!

X marks the spot. Oh yeah, not much workie workie today. The forecast calls for intermittent flurries of paperwork and phone calls followed by deluges of day-dreams, wandering thoughts and tangental moments of passivity.

All in all, a pretty good forecast. How y'all doin?

If y'all need me, I'll be out back workin' on the ark.

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It's 1:22 A.M. . .

. . .do you know where your Burning Toast is?

Hunkered down somewhere under all of this madness. . .


The power went out about half an hour ago. And I hear you asking, well how the hell do you blog at 1:22 in the morning with no power?
Suck it Entergy!

I love the sound of Honda generators at 1:22 in the morning!

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Deep Freeze. . .

Like much of the rest of the nation, Mississippi has been experiencing some terrifically and unseasonably cold weather. I blame Al Gore. Everytime that sumbitch opens his mouth the mercury falls another ten degrees.

Although we managed to miss most of the frozen precipitation, the weather has shut down much of the general construction industry here for a number of days to which I am not complaining so much, because it reduces the chances that I will have to stand out in the coldness as I watch construction experts totally screw shit up.

The last time I can remember it being this cold for this long was back in the early 80's when we dropped to single digits for three days. Now, I know you folks in Minnesota, South Dakota and places where REAL winter sets in are scoffing at our plight, but for us, this weather is cold. Damned cold. I'm talking genitalia shrinking cold.

This was Tuesday morning. . .


. . .as I drove to Hattiesburg to watch construction experts drill giant holes in the ground. . .

. . .and fill them with concrete.



Here is the frozen pond at Camp Burning Toast on Saturday. . .



. . .as Beatrice and I tote a bag of deer food out to the feeding/viewing area across the dam. . .


. . .with Wildcat leading the way, keeping an eye out for the beaver that moved in recently. Nils, we have beavers in our dam!

And no I don't hunt, so you hardcore, bloodthirsty deer hunters can piss off. I'm not baiting the animals to kill them, I much prefer to watch them.

And lastly, Wildcat found a place where he could keep his little kitty feets dry after a trip out across the ice. But as I reflect, he's probably got big designs on the bird feeder.


And trust me, cats do have nine lives after a look at the ice thickness. . .

That's one lucky cat.

So, Al Gore, how bout a big ol' cup of Shut The Fuck Up to keep you warm this winter?

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Monday Blahs. . .

What will I be doing today?

After two inches of snow Friday night and now this, apparently, not much.

How about some Monday mood music. . .

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It's Friday Afternoon. . .

. . .and. . .

And later, I expect to be two dozen miles south and east, drinking Heineken, sipping some Jagermeister and occasionally firing my .357 magnum from the front porch.

Hey, I've gotta celebrate for Obama somehow.

Any other suggestions?

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Last Night's Light Show. . .

Never got any rain from this bad boy, but the fireworks were espectacular!



(click photos to enlarge)

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WoooHooooooooo!!!!!!

Finally, the Gods answer the call!


This summer has been a hot one. Temperatures have been higher than historical averages (I blame Al Gore) and precipitation at decade lows (don't know if that's true, but it sounds good), so some heavy weather is much needed.

The pond at home is probably down by 1.5 to 2 feet and the aquatic residents of the aforementioned will be excited to get a new rush of fresh water. Not to mention the happy garden and all that dried out corn I saw in the delta weekend before last.

Thank you baby Jesus for answering our prayers. Now, can you make it last until Friday?? pretty please?

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Garden, Day 61. . .

Ambient Temperature: 63°
Soil Temperature: 66­°
Time: 6:30 p.m.
Date: March 28, 2009

Several weeks have passed since my last garden update and today was a glorious wonder of warmth, light and relaxation in the garden.

This past week, the state of Mississippi absorbed no less than four individual storm systems in the same number of days. Several tornadoes touched down causing moderate damage and multiple injuries, but luckily no deaths. The rest of us, well, we only had to suffer through a lot of rain, thunder and lightning. By my count, we received over 7 inches of rain, much needed, but the ground is saturated and should remain that way for a couple of days.

This, however, did not stop me from cleaning up around the garden as best I could considering the sloppy conditions.

To date, and with Beatrice's earlier help, I've managed to plant 6 tomatoes, 6 collard greens, several red potatoes, and 4 sweet peppers. There is considerable clean-up to be done in the four remaining garden beds and still left to plant are other varieties of tomatoes, cucumbers, squash and zucchini as well as Swiss chard, wild garlic from my brother's garden and whatever else I haven't thought of yet.

In between dipping a hook in the water and sitting on the front step watching a pair of Canadian geese that like to hang around here, I was able to get a handle on all the weeds that took over the garden beds, fence and just about everything else during my extended absence last year. I must say it feels good to have an orderly garden again. Not much left to tame really, except for a few persistent fire ant colonies. Stubborn little buggers I tell ya!

I was able to harvest four leeks that popped up over the winter. As you can tell by the bulging root bottom, I left them in the ground a wee bit too long, but they will taste delightful nonetheless.


The "sprunging" of spring brings with it countless variety of critter. Some beneficial, others pesky and some downright disgusting. I noticed today that we've had a bloom of caterpillars and generally they are harmless, interesting creatures until you notice several hundred of them loping along in their undulating, rhythmic lurching. I watched one trundle along the steps out front as I was watching the resident geese. He stopped on the leafy part of some weeds I've been trying to eradicate and burned through several leaf segments in a matter of a minute or two. Hhhmmmm.


Better stay outta my garden little buddy!


Bobcat, kill the bug!


How about you Wildcat? You game?

Lazy cats!

Another of nature's creations that reappear with the warming weather are snakes. Mississippi has it's fair share of poisonous and non-poisonous snakes, some 40 species, 6 of which are poisonous and some of them can be rather large! Last summer, I was driving on a desolate back road between Port Gibson and Highway 28 through a uninhabited game management area when I saw a snake crossing the road. His body stretched from the road edge to the centerline stripe. That's ten feet roughly. I tried to speed up ahead and take a photograph, but it was summer and I'm sure he didn't want to wait around on the scorching asphalt very long.

This afternoon, after pulling the leeks, I was turning the corner of the house when I looked down to see what I thought as a knobby piece of wood in the freshly cut grass. Much to my surprise and good luck, I found a little snake. So, as any good naturalist would, I went into the house, got the official snake-scooper-upper and captured the beast.


Thankfully, we've had a couple of nights of cold weather and the snake was more than happy to oblige. I'm glad he wasn't moving too quickly because poisonous or not, no one wants to mess with the business end of a snake.

When I first removed the lid, he threw his head back and opened his mouth. I knew then I was dealing with a dangerous critter as his fangs descended from the roof of his mouth. I tried to get a picture of him in this position, but as a reluctant model I guess he didn't understand me when I requested the he "pout" more.


Alas, what do you do with a poisonous snake? Most people would have killed it, but not me. I toted him out into the pine thicket as deep as I was willing to go into the woods. He seemed quite happy when I dumped him out on the carpet of pine straw and he snaked his way through the straw, flicking his little tongue, back on the hunt. I just hope he keeps moving north and doesn't revisit me later on this summer. Larger and more sinister.

Initially, I thought he was a copperhead, but after looking a little closer and with a clear remembrance of his white mouth, I realized now that it's a cottonmouth.

Either way, I hope he has a long productive life doing snake things in the woods where he belongs. He has no business hanging around my tomato plants. That's stinkbug territory!

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Friday Weather Forecast. . .


100% chance of smiles.

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Assuming The Position. . .

. . .after Beatrice's near brush with mechanical airplane passengering malfunction and the recent crash of a Turkish airliner in Amsterdam, I can readily admit that flying is not an appealing subject to me right now.


Yet, this afternoon I will again be boarding a plane to fly away from here into the black clouds of foul weather which have been building all day long. I believe the weather forecast is calling for hail and potential tornadoes later today and tonight. Hooray!

I hope they stocked up on Heineken and Knob Creek at the airport bar. Me and Doug Elmore are gonna have a lot to talk about.

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Wednesday's Water. . .

An old, abandonded train trestle up the street from our office. This creek is usually ankle deep, yesterday it was 10 feet deep.

I'd say it rained a little.

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Weather Update. . .

Forget the swimtrunks, we might need a boat!

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