"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

Underestimation. . .

As I get older, I realize just how many things I've learned in life. From the mundane, to the trivial, the unimportant and the imperative. And I can assure you of one thing, when a strong-willed, sharp and competitive Texas woman proclaims something, one must take heed. Immediately.

I think Beatrice's exact words were, "I'm gonna shoot with one hand."

Yeah ok baby, whatever you say dear.



I think Beatrice will have the antithesis of this episode posted on her blog later. Or as I like to call it, "this is how not to do it!"

Update: Video added.

A note to the masses: If you are an idiot, do not attempt to re-create the video above. We are not your role-models, so when you shoot your buddy in the ass or a burning hot spent cartridge singes your cornea, do not blame us. You are responsible for your own foolishness. We were ill-prepared for shooting, no protective eyewear or hearing protection. Only Charmin Double-Fluff, vanilla-scented toilet paper to protect our already damaged hearing, but hey, we are consenting adults and we're pirates. Do not try this at home, in your office cubicle, Sunday church or while operating heavy machinery. Thanks and good luck!

Anonymous –   – (Friday, March 13, 2009 at 9:46:00 AM CST)  

Now some men like the fishing
And some men like fowling
And some men like to hear
The cannonballs are roaring...arrrrr!!!

Brian C  – (Saturday, March 14, 2009 at 9:40:00 AM CST)  

The fact that you are sporting the charmin in > 6 " portions coming out of your ears is the best.

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