And The River Keeps A Flowing. . .

The river of stupid, idioctic, insane, non compos mentis ideas from Washington that is.

The pointy-eared man from Mars, er Akron, say he's got a great idea for funding universal healthcare. And it's so easy, even a caveman can do it.

Forget all that free-market jibber-jabber, profits are for pussies. The government will just take all the profits from the insurance companies to pay for 'free' healthcare!

Hey, did someone just fart in here? Because something stinks.

But you know, Space Man Spiff from Ohio is right, we're gonna have to spend a lot of money if we intend on caring for the health of illegal immigrants and what better place to get it from than those evil healthcare companies! Fantastic idea!

What? I'm a liar? Joe Wilson too?

Nay dear reader, I'm just parsing words here. The truth is in the pudding and the hambone is in the lake. Turtle soup for everyone! Yeehaw!!!