At least you'll hardly find any duffers in front of you. Or behind you. Or within 25o miles of you.
The world's longest golf course is set to open in Australia this year. This course has a hole in each of 18 towns along it's length of 848 miles.
My only question is, how are you supposed to drink beer while playing golf on a course like this?
El Campeador, maybe you could explain.
Attacking a blind iconic bird is unfathomable, but in today's world of declining moral value and increasing random violence, maybe Sharia law IS the answer. An eye for an eye. . .
. . .by using a glowing hot phillips head screwdriver to the ocular cavity. Quick justice and we all move on. No lawyers, no ten-year appeals.
Just my suggestion.
An Australian woman, who caught her husband playing a little hanky-panky behind her back is auctioning off the evidence of his infidelity on EBay.
The items listed are as follows:
1 pair black lace panties, "size humongous"
1 "small size" condom wrapper, opened
From 75 miles east of Darwin (ironically), Australia comes this story courtesy of the Times Online:
To have your arm crushed between the powerful jaws of one of nature’s most ferocious reptiles is one thing: then to be shot at the same time really is a bad day at the office.
But shots from a quick-thinking colleague probably saved the life of an Australian crocodile farm worker who was attacked by an angry female protecting her nest.
Jason Green, aged about 30, is recuperating in hospital after surgery for twin wounds from man and beast while his colleague, Zac Fitzgerald, 27, is being hailed a hero after the incident about 120km (75 miles) east of the northern Australian city of Darwin.
The men were collecting eggs from a grassy mound in a river late in the afternoon and had almost finished emptying a nest when the mother, estimated at 3m in length, returned in fury and lept out of the water.
Mr Fitzgerald shot at the saltwater crocodile, which promptly let go, but a second shot hit Mr Green in the same, right arm.
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