Well, Butter My Biscuits!
>> Wednesday, December 16, 2009 –
butter,
old building,
weird
No no, little kitty. You should truly reconsider. . .blech!
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Showing posts with label weird. Show all posts
Tee Time. . .
At least you'll hardly find any duffers in front of you. Or behind you. Or within 25o miles of you.
The world's longest golf course is set to open in Australia this year. This course has a hole in each of 18 towns along it's length of 848 miles.
My only question is, how are you supposed to drink beer while playing golf on a course like this?
El Campeador, maybe you could explain.
Curioser. . .
>> Thursday, June 11, 2009 –
google searches,
weird
Strange.
3rd hit today for "chemical equation for burnt toast." This one from Amarillo, Texas.
Did I miss something while I was gone? Has their been some genius technological or medical breakthrough recently that I'm not aware of?
What are you people looking for?
Oddity. . .
>> –
google searches,
weird
Looking back through the logs of the comings and goings around here during my absence and someone from the land down under was searching for "the equation for burning toast."
Hmmmm. . .
Well, whatever it may be, I'm sure the solution equals this: stanky!!
Get out the butter knife.
Hump Me Day. . .
>> Wednesday, April 1, 2009 –
crazy people,
Islam,
weird
I posted a couple of days ago about the odd search terms that lead the great humanity of the world to my blog. As I noted, one common search term is "asstraffic" and I eluded that the large majority of those requests emanated from countries of the Middle East or Asia, particularly referring to Saudi Arabia, Syria, India, Pakistan, and Indonesia.
Well, here they come again. I write a cute story about chasing field mice in the median of Interstate I-55 and by default, cull the repressed desires of perverts where Islam dominates.
Guess I better not write such things like Thai Tranny Hookers and goat love.
Oooops!!
In Search Of. . .
>> Tuesday, March 24, 2009 –
funny schtuuuuff,
weird
As most of you know, most if not all blogs have a site counter of some description and these tools allow the blog owners to see whence and where any visitor is from, how they got to the blog, how long they peruse your useless drivel and where they go afterward by any out-click from your site.
Other than the satisfying fact of occasionally shouting out something like, "Yay! 300 total visitors," a site counter can also be mined for some unusual search terms that bring users to your site.
Here are a few interesting ones from recent traffic:
A visitor from Beverly, East of Riding Yorkshire, United Kingdom had a rather esoteric and cryptic search for, "I have no hat to weigh me down, I can outrun any hat-wearing man."
Ooooookay then!
Brazilians are usually good for a few laughs. One visitor from Sao Paulo had concerns about, "aiding cat digestion."
Mmm-hmmm. I hope the person meant aiding the cat's digestion and not aiding in the digestion of a cat.
And I've seen over time, I get random searches from terms like "asstraffic" although I host no pRon. I hear it makes your palms hairy or something. And the large majority of extremely vile pRonographic searches usually come hitherto from places where such things will get pieces parts of you lopped off in a hurry. Like Saudi Arabia, Pakistan and Syria.
I do get lots of references for "burning toast" which can be searches for answers about the dreaded malady of stroke (the most common) or for burning DVD's, CD's and such using Roxio's software called Toast (the second most common).
Over the weekend, I had an obviously perplexed, but "unknown" visitor searching for the answer to the all befuddling question of "carbon offsets for burning toast." To this person I can only sigh in despair, apologize for not having the answer he or she seeks and I suggest either getting a new toaster or a life! Freaking Mac user, go figure.
Several recurring searches turn up and usually in curiously timed bursts of three and four at a time. One for a post I wrote about hollandaise sauce, typically from someone with a broken egg emulsion, and the other for a post I wrote shortly after the NY Giants won the Super Bowl XLII concerning "little brother syndrome." Lots of persecuted little brothers out there with problems I suspect.
And just recently, three searches, one from Nuremberg and two from Paris, for the gal in Germany who caused a sensation when a prudish bus driver ejected her from the front seat because her cleavage was too distracting. I wonder if she is back in the news again?
Well, to paraphrase Forest Gump, "that's it."
All In The Family. . .
>> Wednesday, March 4, 2009 –
crazy people,
mississippi,
weird
T-Bone tells me he saw one of my kin today down in Richland.
As all good persons of stature should, I plead the Fifth Amendment.
Don't Even Ask. . .
. . .for an explanation of this photograph. But the few who know, will never forget.
Party Like It's 2022. . .
>> Wednesday, January 14, 2009 –
Barack Obama,
cult of personality,
the big feed,
weird
It's people! Soylent GreenBarack Obama is made from people!!
h/t The Big Feed
I think it must be time for some Living Colour interspered with spooky images and video of the Obama cult.
Down The Stretch. . .
>> Tuesday, December 16, 2008 –
christmas,
gift giving,
lifegem,
weird,
wtf
With Christmas just around the corner I am sure many of you are searching for that last minute gift for a loved one. I was searching for a few little stocking stuffers, when I came across this rather unusual item.
I'm not sure how to react to this idea. A part of me wants to say "cool!" And another wants to say "wtf??"
Then a third part of me wants to say, "I can't believe you just used wtf! WTF!!??"
Fair Warning. . .
>> Monday, July 14, 2008 –
weird
The following link leads to the indescribable. I mean really, off-the-chart weird. As it says where the video is posted, "You couldn't make this up."
You have been warned.
I must go now, I feel lightheaded and I think my eyes are bleeding.
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