She Muffed It. . .

Alternate Title:  Muff Driving

I've seen this sensational story around the internet for a few days now, but Big Brain from Ubon's World Champion BBQ Team feels I need to share it with you, my dear readers.

This person. . .

. . .is named Megan Barnes and she, oh how shall I put it, had some rather urgent hygiene issues.  So urgent, in fact, that she couldn't find the time to smooth things out in, uh, let's say, the privacy of her own home.  Megan found herself in a such hairy situation and cutting it razor thin on time that she decided to, uh, let's say, do a little gardening while operating a motor vehicle.

But not only was she trimming the bushy hedges while operating a motor vehicle, she was doing so with her ex-husband in the car while she was on her way to see her new boyfriend.  Enter innocent bystanders in another vehicle who nearly got the rear end of their car shaved off because the dynamic duo of Barnes and her ex-husband could not maintain control of their vehicle and clipped the slowing SUV in front of them.

You know, I have theories about the declining collective intelligence of human beings as related to population growth and episodes like this mow over any doubts I have about the validity of my argument.

One word for you Megan:  NAIR!

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Mmm. . .Mmm. . .Good!

Someone, somewhere, sometime once said, "To each his own."

And before you click through the link below, take a deep breath, a sip of cold water, put away whatever delectable goody you might be nibbling on at the moment and remember the above words.

In less civilized times man was simply a survivor and as he gained intelligence, language, skill and dispersed across our fair planet as a result of travel, war, displacement, disease, conquering or being conquered, his diet and well-being improved over the eons of time since the first predecessors of man appeared.

The challenge of life breeds necessity and from that many wonderful creations, ideas, inventions and serendipitous discoveries have been curated, incubated, and this culmination of general knowledge has been passed down through thousands of years via culture and custom.

In our modern era of pre-packaged foods, Happy Meals, convenience stores and general slothiness we have lost much of that culture and custom when it comes to our foods. But fear not, there are still plenty of people eating horrifying things all over planet earth.

And through the modern miracle that is the internet, I bring you the 10 worst foods ever.

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WYSIWYG. . .

Nicole Richie

Chicken wing anyone?

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