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Good Eats, Bad Music. . .

Last night a group of four of us donned our Sunday best and hit the streets in search of a good meal.  This, after 45 minutes of arguing over where to go and what to do.  Everyone had their own opinion of what and where and not, and it wasn't until during the stalemate of ideas I suggested a sackful of Krystal burgers and a trip to the bowling alley did we finally agree that Ely's Restaurant was the choice.

We arrived abound 8:15 without a reservation and we expected to have a wait, but they quickly slipped us into a cozy four top.  The waitress named Becca, Rebecca, some kind of -Ecca was attentive and courteous and quick with menus and drinks.

After a brief perusal of the menu, I didn't have a very good feeling about our choice as the menu options were fairly standard and nothing out of the ordinary jumped off the page to me with the exception of the appetizer of Baked Kibbeh, which did not disappoint with a depth of aromatic spices as it should have.  Of our group, only one other person ordered an appetizer which was the Seafood Bisque that lacked the depth of flavor and intensity one would expect from a bisque.

The entrees fared better with two Center Cut Filet Mignons topped with sauteed crab, one stuffed flounder and for myself, the Sesame Yellow Fin Tuna, medium rare.  The filets were cooked perfectly for my guests, that is if you like your meat absolutely bludgeoned to death until there is no sign of color left, but to each his and her own.  My tuna was fabulous and perfectly cooked and a bite of the flounder proved worthy of consideration for another dining trip.

The real highlight of the meal was the bottle of 2005 Far Niente Chardonnay which paired perfectly with the tuna and flounder and even complimented the melange of spices in the Kibbeh.  On the other hand, this is one of those places that likes to over garnish the plate so that dustings of spice and chopped herbs end up on the plate's edge which is a huge culinary no-no and a personal pet-peeve of mine.  You know what goes on a plate's edge right after it comes out of the kitchen?  Your waiter's dirty thumb, that's what.  And who wants a dirty thumb mingling with the garnish that might somehow end up attached to your food, fork and mouth?

And another thing.  Here is the a al carte asparagus I ordered:


Before I proceed, let me just say that the asparagus was cooked perfectly and had a delightful and peppery citrus aroma that blended perfectly with the earthy vegetables.  However. . .why serve giant asparagus in a giant coffee cup?  I understand that it looks more interesting, but it made for a rather awkward consumption experience as I was sure at any moment one or a piece of one was going to launch itself from the utensils and land in some inappropriate place.  Like someone else's lap, wine glass or hair.  Also, note the messy splattering of parsley along the saucer where someone's dirty thumb was likely to be.

I skipped desert as did my friends, but I couldn't pass up a glass of port as an after dinner digestif.  Fabulous.

Overall, I'd give Ely's a positive review and I am sure to return again as I would like to sample a couple of their other creations, but they really need to ditch the plate garnishing from the top of a stepladder because it is adding nothing to the appearance and delectability of the food and seems like a pathetic afterthought.  The wine was great, the service was prompt and acceptable and the pricing, well, maybe a little more than what we got in food, but hey, they are trying and there are scads of restaurants of there that don't even give it that much effort.

After dinner, our plans for a money game of poker was quickly replaced with the idea to go downtown to Fire for some live music.  Hey great I thought, I haven't seen a good local band since three years ago when I saw MissUsed tear the joint up.

The place was jammed packed with rowdy folks and I had no idea how to interpret the band's name which was Splendid Chaos.  One of our group knew the brother of the bassist or something and it was all she could talk about on the way to the club.  The bassist this, the bassist that.  I could only imagine from the back seat that this was not an encouraging sign for her date who was driving with a rather grim, hard-set look on his face.

When the band came on, I can only explain the scene as chaos but not of the splendid variety.  The music was loud and the vocals sounded like, well. . .stick your head in the toilet bowl or a five-gallon bucket and yell as loud as you can while you shriek from time to time.  I made it through five songs and was ok until the band thoroughly butchered a Tool song when I threw up my hands and announced to no one in particular that I was leaving and with that, I left.

Alone in the parking lot, I wandered across the street to Martin's Restaurant and Lounge where there was a nice mix of college kids and old drunks in the filthy old place.  The featured band was Good Enough For Good Times who offered a neat funky jazz and rock vibe.  I felt better.  And it wasn't long before I was joined by two of the other three in our group.  The bassist girl was left behind to fare for herself and the remainder of us closed the bar out until there was nothing left to drink and no one left to drink it with.

Chaos being was it is, at the end of the night I felt good enough for good times.  And a good time it was.

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Culinary Delights. . .

Nils sends the following text message:

"Culinary delight of the day- Ben Ford's filling station (son of Harrison) a gastro-pub in L.A. Sell fried pig eyes and suckling confit - look it up!"

So, let's do that!

A quick perusal of the menus do not indicate any fried pig eyes as Nils' text indicates, but there are a plethora of other pork products for the curious infidel that lives in all of us.

Potted headcheese for starters, various preparations of cured and smoked meats, including sopressatta, bresaola and coppa, and tucked away in the entree section, simple BBQ pork ribs. Sounds delightful!

After a perusal of the menu, I didn't find anything particularly over-the-top nor offensive to my broad palate and frankly, was slightly unimpressed by the menu. Now, with that being said, there is a whole 'nother ideal to eating and it's called dining. Reading a menu is one thing, but sitting down for a dinner in a restaurant is completely different. What may seem mundane when written on a piece of paper may come alive in the mouth with interesting flavors, contrasts and textures. Adding to that experience, the ambiance of the restaurant and the speed and quality of service can open up doors of elation and satisfaction previously unknown. Of course, good company doesn't hurt either.

I recall a time when Nils and I were doing "market research" for a restaurant concept, which consisted of drinking all day on a Sunday as were caroused from one bar to the next restaurant and so on, until it was 9:30 at night when we happened upon The River House in Palm Beach Gardens. We had already had one meal that evening and by this point food was a quiet afterthought.

Nils and I sat at a lone 4-top in the middle of the nearly empty dining room and ordered a singular bottle of wine from the menu. If memory serves me correctly and in this case it does, we ordered Conundrum. I can attest that we really didn't need it, but we wanted it and men shall not be denied. Especially so, for a couple of probably odiferous men clad in flip-flops, board shorts and offensive and mildly stained t-shirts.

The waiter simply couldn't comprehend why these two slugs were invading the quiet of his restaurant garden and the other staff quietly kept watch over us as they prepared their stations for evening's end.

I guess they expected us to start running rabidly in circles, flipping tables over while babbling nonsense about evil government brain rays that were controlling the universe or something, but Nils and I were quite content to enjoy to our deliciously crisp digestif of white wine. An entire bottle of it.

And frankly, we were glowing with the simple knowledge that our mere presence within the confines of this fine establishment was making everyone else ill at ease. What kind of nuts show up poorly dressed and rather shady in character to order a bottle of fruity white wine at 10:00 p.m. Sunday night? Well, think Raoul Duke and his attorney in a deserted, late-night diner in Vegas.

After the cautious second return trip of the waiter, we made it quite clear that his presence was not required and possibly we would be ordering something else, but we would let him know. Do you have another bottle of the Conundrum? He disappeared for good.

In the end, it was a great time for us over a simple bottle of wine and the unexpectant waiter walked away with a 50% tip on a $50.00 check for his patience. A favorite memory of ours and gives righteousness to the thought that dining is much more than words on a piece of paper.

Back to the pig eyes.

Well indeed it was. And here is the proof. And not just deep fried pig eye, but deep fried pig eye that has been stuffed with more pig! In this case, with tender ham hock meat! Allah, peace be upon his pedophilia, is surely enraged. I call it genius. Not sure if I'd eat it, but maybe after a few draws from my favorite green bottle. . .

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A Pleasure Within A Pleasure. . .

This past weekend I was lucky enough to host an out-of-town accomplice who was irrational enough to take up my last minute offer of a fun-filled weekend of food, casual banter and hurricane. I mean really, who could ask for more? It's not often that she has time off from her executive industrial espionage position with a large, nationally-known health care provider and I think she as well as I needed a break from our collective norms to satisfy simple urges such as dining, laughing and being unique.

Saturday afternoon we dined at Mary Mahoney's, which is a bit of a tradition here on the coast and to be honest, other than the ambiance, there weren't many highlights to speak of. Seems everything came covered in what looked like biscuit gravy (aka groovy gravy), including the bread pudding. And my guest, bless her clandestine little heart, set a trend of being dripped upon by air conditioner vents which would become thematic as the weekend progressed. If you go to the Mary Mahoney's website, we sat at the window table in the first picture you see, frame right.

For our evening dinner I offered that we dine at 32 which is the steak/seafood house that sits atop the 32-story Imperial Palace casino/hotel in Biloxi. The current executive chef there cut his teeth in the Ritz-Carlton franchise, as did I, and had I known that beforehand I would have asked him out for some polite conversation as well as a trade or two of insider Ritz secrets and gossip.

I made reservations for 9:00, late yes, and we were delayed by countless obstacles and intrusions that kept us slightly askew from meeting our hard timetable. We called again to the restaurant informing them of our tardiness and they were more than accommodating.

We made our reservation under the name of Russell Jemson, as it is best to remain anonymous when traveling with my friend, who I shall refer to hereafter as Beatrice. There are many who know her, plenty that want to know her and few that REALLY know her.


Beatrice and Russell Jemson we were. And a fine looking couple we made, dressed to the max in our slacks, skirts, button downs, fancy socks and jewelry. The poor staff of 32 had no idea what was in store and frankly, neither did we. We arrived at 9:30, pensive and our ears popping after the rapid ascent in the elevator.

The dining room at 32 is built around the focal point of a glass and stainless wine storage room of some 5000 bottles outlined in burgundy-stained wood. Even at that late hour, the place was still jumping, roughly at 60 percent capacity, and several big-top tables were dining which added a nice jolt of energy to a rather dark and refined ambiance. There was a somewhat raucous nine-top right next to us with an old geezer who kept commenting on the young girls and their skirts at the Michael Bolton concert and the legs that were "up to here" gesturing around the chin area with his hand as he spoke. Free entertainment from the old folks home. What ambiance!

The maitre'd, whose name I don't recall was very accommodating and polite as we joked about a busy night and the unknowns of the restaurant business. She seated us at a spacious 4-top table, not with a window view of the vista, but hey, it's not always about vertigo. Soon after her departure the back waiter arrived taking away the extra, unnecessary dinner plates, glasses and flatware and offered us an option of tap or bottled water. We chose bottled and they served Acqua Panna.

The front waiter or maybe he was a captain named Tom, arrived to take our drink order and after a perusal of the wine offerings of which there are many, we settled on the 2002 Vine Cliff Merlot. The sommelier came with the bottle commenting that we picked the best Merlot in the house, either a lie or my dumb luck, and he opened the bottle expeditiously, poured a taste that I sampled.


The wine was full of tannins, but also a rich and complex flavor of coffee, berry, ash, charcoal, jujubees, currants, filibusters, galapagos turtles, sand, coriander, bilge water and earth. What the hell do I know?? It was a nice wine, just needed some time to breathe off the weird gases that collect inside. 45 minutes later, it was superb.

We chatted and laughed, gossiped and people watched. The ambiance was simply perfect. The tiny lights of the cityscape sparkled below and we listened intently at the the bellowing of the old pervert at the next table. The wait staff was smart enough to leave us alone for a while as we studied the menu which is beautifully ensconced inside of a brushed aluminum cover.

The selections were fairly typical for a steak/seafood house, yet a couple of items still managed to catch my eye like the Anise and Basil crusted tuna appetizer and the foie gras, but I was in the mood for flesh. I ordered the beef carpaccio. My accompa. . .my accompan. . .the woman with me ordered the lobster bisque. I also ordered the "thirty-two" salad informing the waiter that we were to share and finally, a medium filet mignon for her and a 2 minutes past medium-rare NY strip for me. Sorry, it sounds picky I know, but it's a chef thing.

As in all upscale restaurants the first course is actually a small gift of food from the kitchen known as the "amuse bouche" that translated from French means to amuse or please the mouth. The amuse bouche is usually some small item of food to tease and tantalize the taste buds prior to your meal, it's also a neat way for the chef to welcome you into his restaurant and a good indicator of things to come. If the chef can excite your mouth in one bite, there must be more good flavors on the horizon. Our amuse bouche was a simple preparation of tuna tartare on a crisp wafer of crostini. The tuna was delicately seasoned with ginger and garlic and had crunchy bits of red sweet pepper, onion and a leaf of cilantro as a garnish. Perfectly sublime and the essence of the amuse bouche. My guest, not normally one to partake in the consumption of raw foods was taken away to another world by the tuna. Good job chef!

The appetizers arrived about ten minutes later and this gave us plenty of time to enjoy the freshly baked bread basket that contained sun-dried foccacia, crusty ciabatta rolls, sliced baguettes and a sesame-crusted cracker-style flatbread. Very nicely done.

The appetizers came and the bisque was poured at the table immersing the lobster, brandy and herb garnish in a thick creamy deluge. My carpaccio was plentiful, served with crusty toast points and nice garnishes of sliced cherry tomato, petite cucumber orbs, mustard vinaigrette, fried shallots and what was pure ecstasy for me, beet sprouts. Phe-nom-enal! The bisque was also very well prepared, albeit maybe a little too thick, but hot, flavorful and rich as it should be. No complaints.

We ate and laughed, joked and told stories, shared our food delights, drank our wine and water and enjoyed what had begun as a beautiful evening of fine dining. Beatrice was trooper enough to again eat some raw foods by trying the carpaccio. The beef was just divine, fresh and heavily marbled, the subtle flavor of the meat not overpowered by the garnishes or the sauce. Very well done.

The waitstaff kept a close, but distant eye on us. Never intruding, but keeping glasses of water and wine full and only when it appeared that we were finished with our appetizers, did they approach and ask. The plates were cleared, appropriate flatware replaced and we waited for our next course. And this is where is gets important sports fans.

I asked for the "thirty-two" salad to share. Simply that. When the salad arrived, it had already been split for our convenience onto two separate plates. At this level of dining, this is what is referred to as "guest anticipation." I didn't ask for the salad to be split, I only admitted that we were to share. Good job Tom, damn good job.

The salads were beautifully composed, nested high on very cold plates and quite refreshing after the weight and substance of our appetizers. The "thirty-two" salad consists of mixed baby greens, including arugula, dressed in a simple and slightly sweet champagne vinaigrette served with Maytag blue cheese, candied pecans, grapefruit wedges. The greens were perfectly dressed, garden crisp, fresh and the simplicity of the vinaigrette really let the individual earthy flavors of the greens dominate the palate. Not just sayin' it to say it, but again a perfect accomplishment, plus bonus points for guest anticipation.

Again our plates were cleared, the table de-crumbed, and glasses refilled. As if on cue our entrees arrived. The steaks were plated nicely, centered on the plate with a garnish of steamed, sliced yellow squash and zucchini at the 12 o'clock position a stripe of the thick, house steak sauce along the 6 o'clock position and a drizzle of balsamic reduction and either basil or extra-virgin olive oil at 3 o'clock. They looked thoroughly delectable. I also ordered a side of haricot verts that arrived steaming hot, perfectly cooked and seasoned with coarse salt and olive oil. The only thing I forgot to ask for was a side of Bearnaise sauce. Tom, ever accommodating, returned promptly with a ramekin full of the beautiful, partially coagulated egg sauce known as Bearnaise. A sin within itself is Bearnaise and no fine piece of prime beef should be eaten without it.

The steaks were cooked perfectly. Beatrice's filet to medium and my NY strip to 2 minutes past medium-rare. Just perfect. Perfect. Perfect. I can't say anything more. The meat was soft, again heavily marbled, delicious, seasoned correctly. Again, they nailed it. The bearnaise was outstanding, the green beans perfect, the service exceptional. Can't say enough.

Our bellies were so full from all the great food that we could barely work through half of the steaks, but every bite was juicy, tender and satisfying. Tom approached after he noticed we stalled and jibed us a bit about our full plates, yet we had to decline a further bite.

After our plates were removed I ordered an espresso for a night cap and it arrived piping hot with a garnish of lemon zest and a swizzle stick of coarse brown sugar. The rich and thick espresso was just what I needed and I offered to Beatrice to race her downstairs. She in the elevator and I by stair. I think after that coffee I could have won.

Nights likes this almost, just almost make me long for the days of the white cloth of my chef's jacket and a kitchen to stand master over. Then I remember how pissed off I used to get when some smug bastard and his old lady would roll in late wanting a four-course meal at 10 o'clock at night. Ah, the fresh taste of hate! Nothing like it!

But before I digress too far into the complex world of chefdom, let me just say that our meal was as close to perfect as it could have been. The service, the ambiance, the wine and to food were all five-stars, 12 stars actually. To the staff, front and back, of 32 I say thank you and thank you and thank you for a job very well done. It's been a long time since I had a meal of such quality and service beyond expectation and to some of you long time readers, maybe this explains my disgust when some motorhead at McDonald's can't seem to get the cheese onto my biscuit in the mornings.

The stark and brutal difference between cooking, cooks, chefs and shoemakers.

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Good Friend, Good Food. . .

I recently received an email from an old friend, schoolmate, fellow culinarian and co-worker from my days in Florida at the Ritz-Carlton. Vincent is now in Atlanta and creating delicious looking foodstuffs at a restaurant called Posh. You can find photos of the restaurant and their culinary delights HERE.

Good job Vinnie, I'm real proud of you! Chef Phillipe would never believe it!

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