. . .sometimes I loathe talking on the phone, especially when I'm trying to be nice to the person I despise on the other end of the call.
Today was one of those days:
I call it. . .angry loaf of bread dog.
Leave it to a lawyer to say something like this.
Feel the hate people. Feel the hate.
I'm turning over a new leaf here at The Toast.
On Monday's, instead of making my eyes bleed with rage about some miniscule injustice, I will begin to post happy items for your enjoyment.
So enjoy this and sit back to wait for Tuesday. I can't stand Tuesdays. . .
What could it be?
Let's get a little closer.
Do you see it now?
Can it be, can it be, what can it be??
Holy shit!! It's cheese on an Egg McMuffin on the side of the McTruck that delivers the pre-cooked McFood to the no-good sonsabitches at the McFucking McDonald's!
IT'S EVEN ON THE SIDE OF THE 18-WHEELER TRAILER THAT DELIVERS THE FOOD!!
I need a doctor. I think the left side of my brain just died.
I said it before and I'll say it again. . .when will I ever learnt?
This morning I went to the "place that can't seem to get their shit together." And now I'm in a rage.
Not only was the black girl, yes she was black, call me a racist if you like, the black girl at the window was so utterly rude, but the fuckers working inside still can't seem to follow the goddamn fucking pictogram for the proper assembly of a fucking sausage McMuffin. Well, I guess I'm just McFucked because those McFuckers left off the goddamn McFucking McCheese!
How McFucking hard is it to assemble a four part McFucking breakfast sandwich?? What the McFuck????
And again, posted in the window was a sign asking, "How are we McFucking up?" They'd love to know. . .well, they are about to McFucking know that their McCan'tfuckinggetitright restaurant is the dirty butthole of the McFucking Universe!
Jesus, Mary and Joseph!
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