"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

The End Is Near. . .

When Paris Hilton and I agree on something, the end of the world just has to be near. I mean, well, we almost agree. Limited offshore drilling I don't agree with, but hey, she's an idiot and can't help herself.

See more Paris Hilton videos at Funny or Die


Maybe I should run for President, if all I need is a video camera.

Greasywrench AKA rich b  – (Thursday, August 7, 2008 at 11:04:00 AM CST)  

Jesus Christ! Paris has some big feet! All she needs is a pair of roller skates and a sail and she could cross the U.S. under her own power.

Burnt Toast  – (Thursday, August 7, 2008 at 7:37:00 PM CST)  

Well, you know what they say about big feet on a woman.

They say, "Goddamn! Look at those big ass feet!"

No PC  – (Sunday, August 10, 2008 at 5:35:00 AM CST)  

By some strange coincidence, this video by Ms Hilton was being discussed by a Sunday Paper (Sunday Express) columnist in the UK this weekend.

The conclusion was that although she is portrayed as an 'air-head', she had made a personal fortune of $16 million by the age of 23.... so not such an 'air head'.

As the columnist says "No one messes with Paris and remains unmauled"

Not words I would have ever thought I could agree with but after watching this, I suspect that "White haired dude" wishes he hadn't messed with her either!

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