When Paris Hilton and I agree on something, the end of the world just has to be near. I mean, well, we almost agree. Limited offshore drilling I don't agree with, but hey, she's an idiot and can't help herself.
According to Paris Hilton's psychiatrist, Charles Sophy, the young Hilton is "emotionally distraught and traumatized" from her sentencing to 45 days in jail for DUI probation violations.
Gee whiz, having to play by the rules really hurts sometimes, doesn't it Hiltypoo?
You can read more here at TMZ.
And TMZ commenter "carlacalifornia" sums it up best:
"boo effing hoo- she could have avoided ALL OF THIS just by being a decent human being."
I couldn't decide how to lead into this one so I'll just say. . .hoooooray!
Finally a judge "does the right thing" by putting Paris Hilton in jail. 45 days, no electronic monitoring, no work furloughs, no nada, just the slammer.
And miraculously. . .
the world continues to go around.
And also, since when did her "job" description become heiress/handbag designer?
Handbag designer?
Really people, are we supposed to believe that garbage? Does anyone think this doofus sits at a drafting table all day coming up with new and trendy designs? It's probably more like this:
*phone ringing*Read more...
Nords Verglanjorb (World Famous Handbag Desinger): Yah?
Paris: Nords, I think polka dots are sooooooo kewl? Don't you?
Nords: Well, er. . .
Paris: Pink and purples ones, but not too pink and purple. Kinda like the dress that fat bitch Lindsay Lohan was wearing the other night at [fill in the blank with nightclub of choice]. What a skank!
Nords: Well, I really didn't see the. . .
Paris: And the purple should be like the carpet burns I saw on Nicole Richie's skinny anorexic ass the other day. What a ho!
Nords: (thinking) Note to self: Tomorrow, 8:00 a.m. coffee with Bjoors, 8:30 a.m., suicide.
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