The Rumor. . .
Early at Nauti Girl's birthday party there was a rumor. And not a rumor like people having sex in the bathroom which was kinda true or some married gal grabbing everyone's junk throughout the night, also kinda true. Or first cut coke on the third floor of the house, not true.
No, this was a rumor of such magnitude and caused a ripple so great through the emotional fabric of the party, that it simply had to be true.
Someone leaked the news that Marslenjurg Boorjgreejuglaarg, father of Nils and husband of birthday girl extraordinaire Nauti Girl, was going to make a special appearance highlighting one of his multitude of talents.
Marslenjurg is a special man to many of us. Not only is he the brain trust behind his son's success as a Norwegian soap opera star and the latest reality-based sensation, "Where In The Fjord Am I" starring Nils, he is also the creator of the latest in vacuuming technology called "The Sucker."
Needless to say, anything that Marslenjurg touches turns to gold and one of his least attributed talents, among the many he has, is powerful and awe-inspiring enough to stop traffic, time and a great party dead in it's tracks.
Marslenjurg is a world champion "pool cue air guitar" player. And word is, he's gonna play tonight.
Some reaction from the crowd:
Beatrice: "Seriously??"
Mr. Allen Wrench (The Safety Guy) and Calliope: "We've heard it's a great show, but have never seen it."
Second Unknown Gentleman: "What the hell is a Marslenjurg?"Well, that's a great question! Marslenjurg is a. . . .
Wait?????? Was that him?????????
I have actually met this great man, but have not had the privilege of seeing the pool cue air guitar show. I have seen many of his other shows, just not this one. I was there for the smoking his cigarette in a cigar bar show, that come to find out, you can't smoke anything in the bar at all...maybe that was more my show. Anyway, please try to sneak out the secret handphone footage so the rest of the world can see this!
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What the heck? I'm so out of the loop. The only rumor I heard was someone lost a wisk. Maybe it was the shot of the hour that contributed to my memory loss.