BURNING TOAST: pool cue air guitar

Marslenjurg Boorjgreejuglaarg.

Man of mystery. A man of worth. Unusual, irreverent and unique. Transcending. Envied. Nonpareil and unmatched. Clearly a leader.

Behold Marslenjurg.

At one time or another he has touched each of us individually. Now, in this time of festive celebration on Nauti's birthday, he will touch everyone collectively.

Without further ado, here he is, in living technicolor, Marslenjurg Boorjgreejuglaarg and his live "pool cue air guitar" show! And as Marslenjurg always says, "Blundjoogst gormloobgen!" "Let's get it on!"

Marslenjurg plays with such finesse and confidence; the energy is palpable and infective as he blasts through oldies like "Margaritaville" by Jimmy Buffet and "You Never Even Called Me By My Name" by David Allen Coe.

As the night wore on, Marslenjurg continued to bang out classic songs by Van Morrison, Roy Orbison, Weezer and Johnny Cash on his custom-made, gilded maple, Brunswick pool cue. His fingers craftily fingering each note faithfully. Amazing!

His performance was so inspiring, energy-filled and authentic that some patrons of the party couldn't help but emulate the master. But there is no equal.

And there were those that doubted, that scorned the spectacle. . .

. . .but there is no denying the greatness, the lack of ego as Marslenjurg dedicates his heart and soul for the enjoyment of the masses. It is a selfless and unselfish act of kindness, a sharing of his art, a flowering bloom of natural talent not often seen in man.

Marslenjurg Boorjgreejuglaarg. You wish you were him.

And as an added bonus, Nauti Girl has put together a live video/photo montage of the party, complete with Sit and Spin rides/calamities and a bit of Marslenjurg's act. Beware, it's not for the faint of heart.

Early at Nauti Girl's birthday party there was a rumor. And not a rumor like people having sex in the bathroom which was kinda true or some married gal grabbing everyone's junk throughout the night, also kinda true. Or first cut coke on the third floor of the house, not true.

No, this was a rumor of such magnitude and caused a ripple so great through the emotional fabric of the party, that it simply had to be true.

Someone leaked the news that Marslenjurg Boorjgreejuglaarg, father of Nils and husband of birthday girl extraordinaire Nauti Girl, was going to make a special appearance highlighting one of his multitude of talents.

Marslenjurg is a special man to many of us. Not only is he the brain trust behind his son's success as a Norwegian soap opera star and the latest reality-based sensation, "Where In The Fjord Am I" starring Nils, he is also the creator of the latest in vacuuming technology called "The Sucker."

Needless to say, anything that Marslenjurg touches turns to gold and one of his least attributed talents, among the many he has, is powerful and awe-inspiring enough to stop traffic, time and a great party dead in it's tracks.

Marslenjurg is a world champion "pool cue air guitar" player. And word is, he's gonna play tonight.

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