To Good To Not Be True. . .
>> Thursday, February 5, 2009 –
funny schtuuuuff,
guns,
Iraq,
military,
redneck
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces (USRSF).
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Iraq and will be given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
Applications are available at your local Wal-Mart sporting goods counter.
Thanks be to T-Bone for the submission.
Crank up the Lynyrd Skynyrd tunes and turn these good ole boys loose. We'll have the Terrorists on the run in no time. The South will rise again.
I'm not Southern (does that make me a Yankee Toast) but can a Patriot from the Left Coast volunteer? I don't own any guns but being a lefty and a pitcher on a fast-pitch softball team in my twenties I can chuck rocks with deadly accuracy.
Greasy you may not be Southern, but you got that good Indian blood and that works for us.
I'm sure you'd fit right in at one of our late night get drunk and shoot shit and blow stuff up get-togethers. The perks of rural living per se.