"Americans used to say where there's a will, there's a way. Nowadays, it's where there's a pill, there's a way out." - - Burnt Toast

Medical Breakthrough. . .

A French doctor says 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'

A German doctor says 'That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.

The Russian doctor says 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks..'

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says 'You guys are way behind. We recently took a man with no brains out of Illinois, put him in the White House, and now half the country is looking for work.

Thanks be to the lovely Beatrice!

Anonymous –   – (Tuesday, July 21, 2009 at 8:49:00 PM CST)  

Medical Breakthrough



French doctor says "Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks."

A German doctor says "That is nothing; we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks."

The Russian doctor says "In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks."

An American doctor, not to be outdone, says "You guys are way ahead. We recently took a man with no brains out of Texas, put him in the White House, started a war, got our young men killed and maimed, let our economy go down the shitter while making the wealthiest 1% of our country even richer.Well, we finally got rid of him. Now that 1% is blaming everything that went wrong in the past eight years on an educated black man who finally wants to reform health care in our country. They're even making jokes about him because of his color. Ain't that a hoot. GOD BLESS AMERICA.

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