. . .no really, gag me before I say something inappropriate. And then, un-gag me so I can puke.
Presenting: "The Ultimate Daddy's Girl"
Man, is there anything thing this Alpha and Omega can't do or be?
Mark this one on your calender. I am sick, but thankfully it's not the cooties known as the flu. Just some irregular cold virus which is giving me fits in my throat and now down into my lungs. I'll spare you the gory details.
The upside to all of this is not having to work. We've had a rash of absences and illnesses around the office and I guess it was simply a matter of time before an employee passed off some spore onto my mucous membranes. I haven't missed a day of work from illness in over three years and I take pride in my fortified constitution when it comes to battling the unseen, microscopic monsters of our world.
Nothing says good times like Nyquil, but the downside of that is my brain power has been diminished and this irks me because I have nothing but free time on my hands. I've tried writing some blog posts excoriating the Democrats, Prez-dent Obama and Congress in general for the last few days of melodrama I've been reading about, but I can't seem to get anything reasonably coherent into pixels.
Alas, I'll draw another swig of the lovely Nyquil and as it sloshes around in my mouth, I cannot ignore the subtle reminders of Jagermeister. The similarities are uncanny. Although, I've never woken up keeled over in the snapdragons while taking Nyquil.
an OMGWTF all-together!!!1!
Everything is bigger and better in Texas Brazil??!1!
How deliciously ironic that they come out KKK, cause she looks like the product of some white supremacist, backwoods, drunken orgy.
Hey, I'm allowed to say that because I'm white and live in the backwoods.
. . .really this deranged, twisted and deviant??
The answer is ABSOLUTELY.
Please stop by and leave a healthy comment or two.
(Thanks to the troops over at JAWA for the original post.)
For some reason I couldn't edit the post named "Perplexed" for reasons which are perplexing, so I will post an odd and tangential update here.
I was over at AceofSpadesHQ and someone posted probably one of the most disturbing videos ever. I must warn you, it's is not violent blood and guts shocking, however it is nonetheless one of the most sickening vidoes I have ever seen and leads me to beieve that we should bomb The Netherlands immediately. Or at least bomb one house in particular. . .
You have been warned. As my video is probably the worst effort of rapping on the planet, the other is just something indescribable.
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