Under The God. . .

Man, that Anteater does him some gettin' around!

Been dead for a few weeks and already achieved status as an ancient God! Although, there are claims that the Anteater has been spotted in the Middle East.

I'm so very confused.



I think the Jawa's should look into the matter. This could be a well perpetrated and sinister hoax by cyber-jihadis (read: goat-humpers) to disparage the good name of our fair independent candidate for president, The Anteater.

Even in death, he rises above the cream, proving that not only was he the best selection for the needs of our country, but his intestinal fortitude and willingness to achieve, speak clearly and weigh the difficult daily decisions of such a demanding job far surpassed his concerns of egocentric vanity.

Unlike certain someones we know. . .

Update: Welcome Jawas! Thanks Rusty!