In and out. In and out. Breathe deeply.
Oomm. Oooooooomm.
Forgive me folks, I can feel my internal volcano of vulgarity becoming active. Fair warning.
The dilemma surrounding the myth of global warming, now re-described as "climate change", is that no one, not you, not me, not tens of thousands of scientists can agree on whether this "phenomenon" is A) for real and B) caused by man.
What has been proven by fact is that man is contributing to the total carbon output on Earth. But our carbon output, even as large as it seems, is still only a piss dribble part of the whole. Mother Nature creates far more than we and it has been us (life) against her for thousands or millions of years.
And She. Always. Wins.
George Carlin once described this facet of environmentalism as human beings', "self-righteous arrogance of importance." We must realize, however difficult it may be to accept, that we are slightly less important than a tick turd on the butthole of a rabid dog. When the Earth is ready, she will swallow us up and probably burp up a few trillion tons of carbon in the process.
In any given moment on Earth, there are cows farting, oceans evaporating, volcanoes spewing, sulfur pits bubbling, drunks belching, swamp mud decaying, landfills fermenting, forest fires burning and so on and so on. We're simply not that fucking important in the grand scheme of things in terms of our carbon output.
Earth and Mother Nature will aways be our unmerciful handler. And Mother Nature is many things, including a creative and sadistic, cold-blooded bitch who doesn't not care for life or the living. She can make life as easily as she can destroy it. She cares not if you are a Mexican, a Black, a mole, a three-toed sloth, a one-legged unicyclist or an amoeba. She simply doesn't care. And by not caring, it is impossible for her to be a racist. She dislikes on equal basis.
According to the following article, blacks are subjected to the effects of global warming disproportionately more than "non-hispanic" whites, who are also known as the evil crackers who run shit™. Furthermore, a report from the Environmental Justice and Climate Change Initiative says that blacks are "far less responsible" yet "far more vulnerable" to the effects of global warming. Oh really?
The report states that "health, housing, economic well-being, culture and social stability [of blacks] are harmed by such manifestations of climate change as storms, floods and climate variability." Umm, can you say 'dat be muhfuggin bullsheet?"
Yes, "climate variability" is inevitable, but in the real world, where rational and educated people live, climate variability in commonly fucking known as "the weather." Holy fuck! If you live near the ocean, in a city that is basically a bathtub, what the fuck do you think is going to happen when a hurricane rolls in?? Is it gonna drop off some jellied hog jowls, pork ribs and pot of collard greens and fatback? Hell no! Get out your rubber fucking duck asshole, because it's over! Get the hell out! It doesn't take professional genius to realize that holes will fill up with water! And waiting around for your "leadership" to tell you to get out is simply idiotic!
And the cultural and social impact? I must have missed the memo about global warming handing out guns and drugs to blacks and forcing them to create chaos and havoc in their own neighborhoods. Bad, bad global warming! Shame on you.
So the solution according to the report? Aw hell, it's as easy as one, two three.
First, let's not allow the innovators, the investors, to reap the benefit of the risk of technological evolution. Second, let's tax the evil cracker businesses who pollute. And thirdly, let's give our new found windfall to the "consumer" better known as anyone who is not a cracker.
Reparations anyone? Bueller? Bueller?
I suggest that you read the entire report, if you can do it without going insane. Should I continue at the current level of anger, I am sure to spontaneously combust creating evil carbon emissions that will immediately seek out the nearest ghetto and begin affecting the culture and social stability of blacks.
The only racists here are the ones who perpetuate the myth of victimization to retain their own power and status and who continually ignore the REAL problems facing minorities in America.
And for all you disadvantaged people out there? Get an education. The more you know, the more doors you'll know and the more likely those known doors will open for you.
Read more here, here and here.
Oh and the sweet irony. I first found the above referenced article written by Mr. Jeff Poor on the Business and Media Initiative's website who's motto is "Advancing the Culture of Free Enterprise in America."
You just can't make that stuff up.
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