Pot, Kettle, Black

I am sick of it.  Just sick of it.

I saw this article today on another attempt from the NAACP to marginalize the Tea Party as a racist organization.  Now, one could argue that an organization formed for the advancement of a particular segment of society solely based on skin color (as their name implies) is inherently racist.  However, I elect to dig a little deeper to expose the racism of the NAACP and their collusion with other anti-white and anti-Semitic groups.  One should look squarely in the mirror of truth before leveling an accusatory finger at others.


Let's see:

The NAACP has no problem attending religious functions with an avowed anti-white, anti-Jewish group.  Nor does the NAACP have the wherewithal to condemn the actions of the blatantly racist New Black Panther Party as they called on the public to "kill some crackers." And somehow they find great humor in remarks from the blowhard Jeremiah Wright as he mocked white people at an NAACP event.  Oh and let's not forget, Jeremiah Wright is the man who indoctrinated our current president for over twenty years in a Black Power church in Chicago.  Yeah, they call it liberation theology, but, I call butter emulsified cow titty juice too.  It's the same thing.  No manner of semantics can cover up the reality of it.

So Mr. and Mrs. NAACP, before you go leveling the polarizing charge of racism maybe a quick look around you might open your eyes to your own reality.  Or then again, sometimes it's hard to see the forest for the trees and even more difficult when you are the pot, the kettle and the black.

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Back Off Whitey!

Example #42,298,221 of why we all can't get along.

Now, this guy embodies many of the finer qualities of an urban man: angry, mean, inability to control emotion and action, lack of proper speaking skills, but most importantly, a self-inflated but tender ego, which is easily punctured by his own lack of self-esteem.

Why can't we all get along? Because people like him make a living by keeping the waters between us disturbed with outrageous claims of abuse and insult, when frankly, the days of the angry black civil rights movement is over.

People on both sides are ready to move on, but you'll never be able to do that while looking over your shoulder at the past, pal-o-mine.

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Es Lunes. . .

Yes folks, the regularity of this happening is only outweighed by the severity of its suckiness. It is Monday. Again.

Dammit man!

Since Congress is sensationally inept at producing anything of worth in this year of our Lord 2009, I suggest that they collectively fart into a two-liter Coke bottle as they declare that Monday no longer exists. It's about as likely as insuring the health of all America with a deficit-neutral spending plan.

I guess what is giving me a good case of the gripes today is the gloomy weekend of gray, cloudy days and monsoonal, humid nights. I needs me some sunshine. And a vacation. And a million dollars. Right now, I'd settle for the sunshine.

I don't really know where I am going with this post, but I'll start here by offering three examples of prominent, wealthy, elite and pampered American cultural icons who fucking piss me off so badly that I have terrible astral projections in which distinct visions of baby Jesus walking a headless cat on the edge of a burning razor blade manifest themselves in my gurgling gray matter.

Yes, I took some great acid a time or two. And with that admission I suppose my political ambitions just went out the window, to which I wish them a fond farewell.

In no particular order:

1) The Williamses

I love tennis. I like to play it and I enjoy watching the power and the grace and the nipples, uh, I mean sportmanship. Yes, that's it.

Saturday night I was watching as Serena Willams and Burgden Urchlichtenten, no no, what is her name? Oh yes, Kim Clijsters. Anyway, she and Serena were battling one another in the semi-finals of the Open. It was fantastic tennis, spirited, powerful, raw and frankly, Clijsters was kicking Serena's ass, all 185 pounds of it from one side of the court to the other. Clearly, Kim was winning the match and the frustration for Serena continued to mount as she smashed a racket and after being warned once, came completely unglued in the second set. After a questionable foot fault call by the linesman, Serena threatened bodily harm on the poor woman and was subsequently disqualified. Game over Space Cadet!

Dear Serena, there are hard times in life when the hard lessons of hard living reach up and smack the color out of you. For you, this is one of those times. You've tasted greatness, you are famous, you are wealthy and live a polished and refined lifestyle, people adore you and you excel in what you do, but Saturday night you reduced yourself to a caricature of you. Petulant, angry, unhappy, bitchy, childish, condescending, shameless, malevolent, mean and forever in my mind's eye, ugly.

In spite of your ignorant father, you and Venus have achieved a greatness that will never be duplicated, but as I looked at your face Saturday, in your hard eyes, and the cold demeanor of your sister as she sat unemotional and vacant as the crowd around her cheered in hopes of your victory, I could only conjure up one word to describe you both and that is, losers.

All the money in the world couldn't buy the hate that lives inside of you and your family. It is quite evident and tremendously dispiriting. We tried to love you, but you could never love yourselves. There comes a time in life when your ego is smaller than the moment in which it finds itself. Saturday night was game, set, match.

2. Kanye West

We all know what happened last night so I'll keep this one short.

From All Falls Down featuring Syleena[?] Johnson:

Then I spent 400 bucks on this
Just to be like nigga you ain't up on this!
And I can't even go to the grocery store
Without some ones thats clean and a shirt with a team
It seems we living the american dream
But the people highest up got the lowest self esteem
The prettiest people do the ugliest things
For the road to riches and diamond rings
We shine because they hate us, floss cause they degrade us
We trying to buy back our 40 acres
And for that paper, look how low we a'stoop
Even if you in a Benz, you still a nigga in a coop/coupe

Guess what dipshit, you are "still a nigga in a coop."

3. President Barack Obama

Let's just say dear ol' pampered Barack hasn't been getting his way lately. Angry "Cracker America" has been making life a veritable hell for his DemocRATic partisans in the congress and the emperor's mask is beginning to slip.

President Jughead's speech to the joint session the other evening was a weak attempt at explanation of a complicated and convoluted 1000-page bill that no one understands, no one can explain in clear detail and that includes Buckethead himself. There have been countless arguments about what the facts are, cuz you know, facts is facts and they kinda make shit understandable for we 4th grade-educated, gun-clinging, Bible-thumpers. Weir dum.

So, still no facts and his only course of action was to attack the "lies" that have been perpetuated by fear-mongering, right-wing racists like Sarah Palin and Rush Limbaugh. Those fuckers! We should bomb them!

Ok, I'll be serious for a moment. Here we have a man, an avowed liberal, a man who spent twenty years in a church where the roof was blown off each weekend with outrageous anti-white, anti-semitic and anti-governement conspircay theories. A man, who associated with domestic, although incompetent, terrorists and was born, bred and raised on the filthy, gutter, body-politic of the Chicago wastelands. A man, who has demonstrated an unwavering allegiance to nothing pro-American, save his own personality and the sickening cult that surrounds it. A man, who comforts himself and his inner-circle with appointed radicals of all stripe and variety and expects us to accept them simply because he does and he knows what's best for us.

Got news for you buddy. Go fuck yourself with a toilet plunger because you're full of shit. We don't have to accept any of this insanity. And you know what? People are seeing right through you, we see you now, clearly, in focus with plenty of depth of field, and what do we see? A very angry and disaffected black man.

And guess what dickhead?

Monkey see, monkey do.

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Obsession. . .

Anyone need a bath other than me?

I've reserved comment all day, now into day two, waiting for the flotsam and jetsam of a collective human ejaculation to subside and it appears, at least on the surface, that it has.

America should be proud of her rightful place as the leader of our troubled planet and as much as some liberals and some countries dislike that idea, it's true that we are in front. Our innovation is the headwind that buffets the faces of the rest of the world and today, as we move ahead with another historical precedent, we should be proud of our accomplishment.

That being said, I thought today's proceedings were marred by one or two events that spoiled an otherwise unique, and uniquely American moment.

First, the media.

Sure, it's a spectacle, but the frothing gush of admiration, the constant panting and gabbing about ridiculous details, such as the discussion I heard on NPR of just exactly what color dress Michelle Obama was wearing. Was it yellow? Mustard yellow? Buttercream with brocaded fabric? Oh, but leave it to the media to not miss such critical details of an important event and the fashion debate ended with someone declaring that it was very "Jaqueline Kennedy."

Hardly.

I liked some of the more honest debate I heard, like a man interviewed by NPR who was also a community organizer, his mother and father also community organizers, who described this moment of historical importance through a different light. He grasped well the gravity of this moment and begged that all people should take this event as evidence of what an education, good values, working hard and striving can do for a person in America irregardless of color or creed.

But here came the media again, in rapturous flux and drunk on the cult of personality which is Barack Obama, injecting race where it need not be and of course, throwing last minute jabs at the Bush/Cheney administration at every chance.

I am happy for our country and kudos to Obama for bridging a long gap that has been present in this country for many more than the last eight years of George Bush's presidency, eight years so maligned by the media. I was glad to see the diverse ocean of humanity that arrived for this historical precedent. It was pleasing to see whites, blacks, Latinos, Indians, Asians, all shades of color together for a common, deserving purpose representing what makes the United States so incredibly unparalleled, our diversity and tolerance.

Yet, the moment again tainted, by the vague, incoherent ramblings of Reverend Joseph Lowery; a tired, backward looking windbag from a bygone era. His benediction, while pertinent at face value, yielded nothing but the same, worn-out mantra by virtue of his closing comment, "when white will embrace what is right."

Dear Rev. Lowery,

FUCK YOU!

Sincerely,
Burnt Toast

To stain such an important, modern and revolutionary moment with 1960's fight the power rhetoric is simply offensive to all people and most certainly indicates that Rev. Lowery is a bigot himself.

Let me explain to Rev. Lowery what has transpired in the last 160+ years, it's reeaaaallllly easy to understand.

You are a free man. Your people have been free from slavery for over 150 years. Full civil rights were granted to you more than 40 years ago. Laws were enacted by the skee-jillion to help you find your way through life. Laws enacted that openly discriminate against academic achievement of whites and are simply there to help promote "diversity." Governmental programs were launched to help elevate your people from the bondage of poverty. Welfare, WIC, affirmitive action, welfare to work, educational grants, just to name a few.

The failure of your society to educate itself is the real tragedy. Billions of dollars a year are poured into inner-city school districts, which annually post graduation rates far lower than suburban areas. Fault? White people's apparently.

We'll never win the propaganda battle against the long, bony finger of racism, when there is a destructive, pervasive double-standard perpetuated by people like Lowery, the Hip-Hop industry and other fringe left black leadership, that say, "Yes we can and no you cain't!"

Had a white man stood at that podium yesterday and mentioned red men, yellow men and insinuated that the black man needs to embrace what is right, that white man would never have made it out of town. But, since the comments were made by an old, black, civil rights reverend, it's ok.

Well, I'm not ok with that.

For all the preachy preach and feel-goodyisms yesterday about togetherness, leaving the eight years behind, moving forward together? Well, you can just flush all that shit down the toilet after Lowery's benediction. The line in the sand has been drawn, the pilings of our fragile bridge of togetherness made weak by the ramblings of a narrow-minded bigot.

We've moved on, our president is black.

And as I think about that diverse crowd, it begs me to offer this question. . .

. . .if a sea of diverse humanity can weather, by the millions, a fierce January morning for our new, black president, where were they for all the white presidents we've had?

Now who are the real racists?

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Who is We?

I just read an editorial from the Philadelphia Inquirer written by Fatimah Ali in which she threatens that all-out race war will ensue if we don't elect Obama. And somehow tries to support this argument by saying John McCain is out of touch because he's not aware of how many homes HIS WIFE owns and that Barack Obama will save us all by "reducing taxes to 95% of American workers."

Hmmmm. What's that smell? Most people call it BULLSHIT.

Obama has repeatedly called for raising different and various forms of taxation.

Is he a liar or is "reducing taxes for 95% of American workers" the new parlance for raising taxes?

Consider me confused.

I'm glad I have a good memory, which is exactly what he and the Democrats hope the rest of America does not have. Write some of these promises down and after the election, don't be surprised at the reality.

And as far as the race war commentary is concerned, I don't think it's constructive dialogue to seed those kinds of ideas in your constituency Ms. Ali. The sheeple of America are a simple minded bunch and it wouldn't take too much to turn a seemingly innocuous statement into the kindling needed for the fires of chaos.

And if my memory serves me correctly, didn't Barack Obama make some statement about a "quiet riot" sometime ago?

Yes. He. Did.

Democratic talking points or the politics of Hope and Change?

Drink your Kool-Aid people.

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Deep Breath. . .Deep Breath. . .

In and out. In and out. Breathe deeply.

Oomm. Oooooooomm.

Forgive me folks, I can feel my internal volcano of vulgarity becoming active. Fair warning.

The dilemma surrounding the myth of global warming, now re-described as "climate change", is that no one, not you, not me, not tens of thousands of scientists can agree on whether this "phenomenon" is A) for real and B) caused by man.

What has been proven by fact is that man is contributing to the total carbon output on Earth. But our carbon output, even as large as it seems, is still only a piss dribble part of the whole. Mother Nature creates far more than we and it has been us (life) against her for thousands or millions of years.

And She. Always. Wins.

George Carlin once described this facet of environmentalism as human beings', "self-righteous arrogance of importance." We must realize, however difficult it may be to accept, that we are slightly less important than a tick turd on the butthole of a rabid dog. When the Earth is ready, she will swallow us up and probably burp up a few trillion tons of carbon in the process.

In any given moment on Earth, there are cows farting, oceans evaporating, volcanoes spewing, sulfur pits bubbling, drunks belching, swamp mud decaying, landfills fermenting, forest fires burning and so on and so on. We're simply not that fucking important in the grand scheme of things in terms of our carbon output.

Earth and Mother Nature will aways be our unmerciful handler. And Mother Nature is many things, including a creative and sadistic, cold-blooded bitch who doesn't not care for life or the living. She can make life as easily as she can destroy it. She cares not if you are a Mexican, a Black, a mole, a three-toed sloth, a one-legged unicyclist or an amoeba. She simply doesn't care. And by not caring, it is impossible for her to be a racist. She dislikes on equal basis.

According to the following article, blacks are subjected to the effects of global warming disproportionately more than "non-hispanic" whites, who are also known as the evil crackers who run shit™. Furthermore, a report from the Environmental Justice and Climate Change Initiative says that blacks are "far less responsible" yet "far more vulnerable" to the effects of global warming. Oh really?

The report states that "health, housing, economic well-being, culture and social stability [of blacks] are harmed by such manifestations of climate change as storms, floods and climate variability." Umm, can you say 'dat be muhfuggin bullsheet?"

Yes, "climate variability" is inevitable, but in the real world, where rational and educated people live, climate variability in commonly fucking known as "the weather." Holy fuck! If you live near the ocean, in a city that is basically a bathtub, what the fuck do you think is going to happen when a hurricane rolls in?? Is it gonna drop off some jellied hog jowls, pork ribs and pot of collard greens and fatback? Hell no! Get out your rubber fucking duck asshole, because it's over! Get the hell out! It doesn't take professional genius to realize that holes will fill up with water! And waiting around for your "leadership" to tell you to get out is simply idiotic!

And the cultural and social impact? I must have missed the memo about global warming handing out guns and drugs to blacks and forcing them to create chaos and havoc in their own neighborhoods. Bad, bad global warming! Shame on you.

So the solution according to the report? Aw hell, it's as easy as one, two three.

First, let's not allow the innovators, the investors, to reap the benefit of the risk of technological evolution. Second, let's tax the evil cracker businesses who pollute. And thirdly, let's give our new found windfall to the "consumer" better known as anyone who is not a cracker.

Reparations anyone? Bueller? Bueller?

I suggest that you read the entire report, if you can do it without going insane. Should I continue at the current level of anger, I am sure to spontaneously combust creating evil carbon emissions that will immediately seek out the nearest ghetto and begin affecting the culture and social stability of blacks.

The only racists here are the ones who perpetuate the myth of victimization to retain their own power and status and who continually ignore the REAL problems facing minorities in America.

And for all you disadvantaged people out there? Get an education. The more you know, the more doors you'll know and the more likely those known doors will open for you.

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Oh and the sweet irony. I first found the above referenced article written by Mr. Jeff Poor on the Business and Media Initiative's website who's motto is "Advancing the Culture of Free Enterprise in America."

You just can't make that stuff up.

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Jesse, Jesse, Jesse. . .

. . .everybody knows that Barack Obama has no balls. It's no secret.

And EVERYBODY knows that you "ain't gots no class, nigga."

Jesus Jesse, just shut the hell up. Your account for "society's trust" is past due, pay up and go away.

If black people can't lecture black people on the ills of their part of society and culture, then who can? Whites? The Chinese? Hardly, my boy.

I don't care much for Mr. Obama because of his rather "Manchurian Candidate" feel and his serious lack of the earned political experience that it will take to survive four years as President in the sump hole that is Washington, D.C. But really Jesse, if the first black presidential contender can't preach to the choir, who can? Do you have an answer for that, buddy?

Didn't think so.

You're just a dour and sour, forgotten and confused soul with a school bus yellow jealous streak a mile wide.

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Is Anyone Surprised By This?

Blacks can't eat BBQ at Juneteenth celebrations in Texas and clearly it's nothing but pure, simple, old-fashioned, "modern-day slavery."

Well slap my balls and call me Jimmy! Boo fucking hoo!

Whites are not responsible for your repression any longer. Get the fuck over yourselves. And white people, get the fuck over your guilt.

Want to see "modern day slavery?"

Look at this or this or this. Or this and this.

Streets of Detroit? Nope. Ghettos of Philadelphia? Nope. Mother fucking Africa, where blacks are repressing blacks daily.

Killing, raping, destroying. For what?

Sound familiar? Uh, can you say Compton?

Homboys on the streets of New Orleans or anywhere else in the USA don't have a fucking thing to complain about. EVERYTHING, EVERY OPPORTUNITY is right in front of them and others like them for the taking, but no, they'd rather be dumbass, ignorant, uneducated losers, selling crack, carrying a gat, filling their mouths with cheap gold, driving Impalas with 24" rims, living in squalor, talking a bastardized version of English that nobody can understand with their asses hanging out their pants and their dick and balls in their hands. Great choice assholes.

Every opportunity is there for you. You just gotta take the chance to be different and quit blaming the POOR CHOICES YOU MAKE ON PEOPLE LIKE ME.

I pay my dues and I receive the benefits. It's not because I'm white, it's because I am a reasonable and decent human being. I think that's all anyone wants anymore. At least I do. We should all do our best to contribute to society, not take away. What are you doing?

Fuck you and fuck your stupid bling. You deserve it.

Call me a racist if you like. Does it make you feel better? After you say it, why don't you go stare in the mirror for a few minutes. Are you a hater? Chances are. . .

Thanks Michelle for pissing me right off.

Oh and one more fine tidbit about Africa. This in Kenya. And you're worried about your fucking BBQ sandwiches. Pathetic.

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What Better Way To Start Your Monday. . .

than with a sun-worshiping, rambling, detached, racist moron??

You have to read it to believe it.

Yes, they, he, it prays for melanomas on white people.

Please stop by and tell them, he, it what you think about this ignorance.

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What's The Difference Between. . .

Al Sharpton and Jackie Robinson?

The answer is: EVERYTHING!

Jackie Robinson made a POSITIVE difference for blacks and I'm willing to guess he never stood up in front of a church congregation and called the Mayor of New York a "nigger" and a "whore" all under the eyes of the Lord.

He is the gold standard. Not scumbag, loudmouths like Sharpton.

Run Jackie Run. Your legacy is alive and well!

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Scattered, Smothered and Beaten. . .

Early morning riot at South Carolina Waffle House leaves several injured. Patheic losers charge other pathetic losers with theivery. Chaotic head-mashing by chair ensues and everybody's hashbrowns get cold.

A mortal sin.

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